Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2023 rumours thread - it's started already!

[Micky]

Ndidi to Al-Shabab in Saudi Arabia

Another one who can go **** himself

African stereotyping again Homer?

 

[fitz]

Ndidi to Al-Shabab in Saudi Arabia

Another one who can go **** himself

Wow....their league must be even shitter than I'd assumed.

 

[H T B]

I’d rather he ****s off abroad than plays for some other ****s in this country and finds his old self back

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

If they're willing to offer £30m or more, I'd bite their arm off.

 

[taupe]

 

[alex]

Insist away you twats

 

[M17TT C]

We give us £50m of your blood soaked money and jobs a good un.

It's rather simple.

If not, **** off.

Ta.

 

[londonfox]

I’ll be glad to see the back of him and the sooner the better.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

Jesus how much do they want him for? We can sell Barnes instead. Ndidi possibly too. Timmy as well. Already 6 or 7 big wage earners gone, plus parachute cash, then we don't need the Maddison money. Keep him. Tear up the Championship.

I ****ing hope we dig deep. But if we do that, we need to insist we keep him and not crumble last minute leaving us without options.

 

[Miles Away]

Jesus how much do they want him for? We can sell Barnes instead. Ndidi possibly too. Timmy as well. Already 6 or 7 big wage earners gone, plus parachute cash, then we don't need the Maddison money. Keep him. Tear up the Championship.

I ****ing hope we dig deep. But if we do that, we need to insist we keep him and not crumble last minute leaving us without options.

with due respect you’ve been a million miles from the reality of our situation for a while.

Barnes, Maddison. Castagne, Praet, Ndidi at an absolute minimum are leaving this window. Probably a few more.

So at least:

1. Amartey
2. Perez
3. Tielemans
4. Soyuncu
5. Bertrand
6. Mendy
7. Tete
8. Praet
9. Barnes
10. Maddison
11. Castagne
12. Ndidi
At a bare minimum. Honestly I hope it’s more. We have to dump Ward and Vestergaard somehow.

The only position I’m remotely confident we will have some options is up front.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

with due respect you’ve been a million miles from the reality of our situation for a while.

Nice to know someone reads my posts

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

with due respect you’ve been a million miles from the reality of our situation for a while.

Barnes, Maddison. Castagne, Praet, Ndidi at an absolute minimum are leaving this window. Probably a few more.

So at least:

1. Amartey
2. Perez
3. Tielemans
4. Soyuncu
5. Bertrand
6. Mendy
7. Tete
8. Praet
9. Barnes
10. Maddison
11. Castagne
12. Ndidi
At a bare minimum. Honestly I hope it’s more. We have to dump Ward and Vestergaard somehow.

The only position I’m remotely confident we will have some options is up front.

I'm not sure you and I are a million Miles Away. We're pretty much on the same page, however where I think we differ is my belief that we won't be fingered up the arse from every direction and forced to sell players way way undervalue.

We will try to get deals done, after all nobody wants players who don't want to be here, but I just don't see us panicking and accepting a pittance for our assets. I believe that we will sell some players, but only if it somewhat makes sense to us.

The top 7 on the list were known to leave anyway. Madders, Castagne and Barnes I believe is realistic to leave. And yes perhaps Ndidi and Praet. I'm not against the last two going to be honest.

After the top 7 out of contract, plus maybe Evans, I see us probably losing 3 or 4 of the 5 players I've mentioned above. This is not considering who we actually want to leave - maybe management actually want to get rid of them all! I just don't believe that this is the best route back to the promise land.

 

[Brown Nose]

Looks like we're back to the days of weird signings that we've never heard of.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Looks like we're back to the days of weird signings that we've never heard of.

I’ve heard that he only comes out at night, a lean and hungry type.

Watch out here he comes, he’s a Mueanta.

 

[Jeff]

Looks like we're back to the days of weird signings that we've never heard of.

He spent time training with us last summer, and again in the winter. I expect he'll be loaned out, maybe to OHL.

 

[Jenks]

He's got weird ears

 

[bocadillo]

So had the boy Lineker

 

[camberwell fox]

So had the boy Lineker

Who?

 

[camberwell fox]

He's got weird ears

At least he has two of the ****ers, one each side.

I’ll take that as a starter for 10.

 

[Blaarev]

Who?

Lineker.