Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded winter 2022/23 rumours thread

[Blue Maniac]

I'd take 60k a week or whatever for doing cock all. Sounds like a dream job.

Shame for them as well, they desperately need a giant reanimated corpse lumbering around their box

 

[londonfox]

I'd take 60k a week or whatever for doing cock all. Sounds like a dream job.

If my employer was dumb enough to hire me on that amount and then not make me work for it, HAPPY DAYS!!!

 

[DillyDing22]

To be fair petrol has been pricey

 

[Blue Maniac]

Souttar deal’s taking a while, ennit?

 

[Payne74]

Has someone checked the fax machine is switched on ?

 

[Jeff]

Souttar deal’s taking a while, ennit?

Takes ages to make signing announcement videos. They'll probably have him riding a kangaroo into the KP.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Takes ages to make signing announcement videos. They'll probably have him riding a kangaroo into the KP.

Or eating a deep fried Tim Tam and doing heroine while surfing as a nod to his duel heritage.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Takes ages to make signing announcement videos. They'll probably have him riding a kangaroo into the KP.

Probably also need to find a kilt that fits the kangaroo

 

[Jeff]

heroine

 

[Volpone]

Or eating a deep fried Tim Tam and doing heroine while surfing as a nod to his duel heritage.

At 20 paces with pistols?

 

[Blue Maniac]

At 20 paces with pistols?

Everyone’s existence begins with a duel of sorts

 

[tedfoxxx]

Clearly my phone mugging me off.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Perez gone to Betis apparently.

Farewell sweet prince, we’ll always have Southampton and the handball in the cup final.

 

[Graz]

Souttar isn't going to get done is it? Vestergaard refusing to go scuppering the deal?

 

[fitz]

Souttar isn't going to get done is it? Vestergaard refusing to go scuppering the deal?

Just got to get a new ribbon for the typewriter and then give the carrier pigeon the documents to be faxed through.

 

[homer]

Souttar isn't going to get done is it? Vestergaard refusing to go scuppering the deal?

It will be fine

We’ve been discussing these deals all month long, apparently, and in no way at all have we ****ed around and left it to the very last minute

 

[SilverFox]

Souttar isn't going to get done is it? Vestergaard refusing to go scuppering the deal?

Suspect it’s already done.

 

[homer]

Suspect it’s already done.

I’ve already got his name tattooed on my John Thomas

Welcome So

 

[big_mac4824]

He’d get paid regardless, he evidently just can’t be arsed playing any longer. Surely they would have spoken to his agent to gauge interest first though? Isn’t that the done thing now?

you would like to think so

 

[Blaarev]

I’ve already got his name tattooed on my John Thomas

Welcome So

I was wondering about doing the same thing with Mateus Cardoso Lemos Martins