Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded winter 2022/23 rumours thread

[camberwell fox]

I was wondering about doing the same thing with Mateus Cardoso Lemos Martins

m? Lower case of course.

 

[camberwell fox]

I’ve already got his name tattooed on my John Thomas

Welcome So

Just tattoo the s near the end.

 

[homer]

 

[londonfox]

If true, that makes sense. He’s well down the pecking order.

 

[tedfoxxx]

The ****?!

 

[homer]

If true, that makes sense. He’s well down the pecking order.

Well not really - plus he is our vice captain….

 

[Jenks]

Don’t get this. Amazing impact sub and very needed.

 

[fitz]

The ****?!

Exactly....

 

[fitz]

Don’t get this. Amazing impact sub and very needed.

Actually passes forward. Surprised he lasted this long really.

 

[homer]

Remember the title of the thread, by the way

 

[Graz]

What?!

This one I don't get. We are very light on winger options if we let Albrighton go after also letting Perez go.

Plus, he brings experience to the squad. And he's the only we always eventually turn to when things are going to shit.

The only way I see this making sense is if we've somehow sealed the deal for Harrison on the quiet?!

 

[Graz]

Is the hope that now we've signed a left back and Tete, that now Ricardo is coming back we've got the option for him or Castagne to play right mid?

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

That is surely not happening. If it does Brendan’s straight back in the ****ing looney bin.

 

[popillius]

Souttar isn't going to get done is it? Vestergaard refusing to go scuppering the deal?

It'll be fine.

 

[FrenchFox]

It might be a wages thing. We are on the UEFA alert list, so maybe we need to make some space for his wages. With neither Soyuncu, nor Vestergaard moving on this month, I suspect that the wages/income ratio may be too high. But then, what do I know?

 

[silly fox]

Vestergaard explains reason for staying at Leicester​

Jannik Vestergaard has told a Danish TV station that he wanted to leave Leicester City this month but was unable to because of personal reasons.
The 30-year-old has made 23 appearances for the club since joining from Southampton in the summer of 2021.
He told Danish TV2: “I have not turned down a move to Hertha Berlin or anybody else because of money. That is simply not true.
“I have a special situation in my family, where we are right now expecting our second child.
“If we had come to an agreement with another club earlier in the transfer window, then my wife would have been able to make the journey with me, but now we are very close to her giving birth, so she is not allowed to travel.
“I can’t leave my pregnant wife alone in England with our other child – and soon a baby – and obviously I don’t want to be away in the first months of my baby’s life. What man could do that?”

 

[Volpone]

I would sacrifice Albrighton for Souttar if we have to.

 

[fitz]

Is the hope that now we've signed a left back and Tete, that now Ricardo is coming back we've got the option for him or Castagne to play right mid?

If Ricardo is coming back i might have to bet on Shergar at Cheltenham festival while the odds are still good.

 

[fitz]

It might be a wages thing. We are on the UEFA alert list, so maybe we need to make some space for his wages. With neither Soyuncu, nor Vestergaard moving on this month, I suspect that the wages/income ratio may be too high. But then, what do I know?

Not sure why we'd be concerned about Uefa ffp. Domestic is different isn't it?

 

[fitz]

Vestergaard explains reason for staying at Leicester​

Jannik Vestergaard has told a Danish TV station that he wanted to leave Leicester City this month but was unable to because of personal reasons.
The 30-year-old has made 23 appearances for the club since joining from Southampton in the summer of 2021.
He told Danish TV2: “I have not turned down a move to Hertha Berlin or anybody else because of money. That is simply not true.
“I have a special situation in my family, where we are right now expecting our second child.
“If we had come to an agreement with another club earlier in the transfer window, then my wife would have been able to make the journey with me, but now we are very close to her giving birth, so she is not allowed to travel.
“I can’t leave my pregnant wife alone in England with our other child – and soon a baby – and obviously I don’t want to be away in the first months of my baby’s life. What man could do that?”

He could try the old methods such as the last shag he'll get for several years followed by a chicken madras for her. Works wonders, for getting that last shag. Baby still arrives when it's inconvenient.....