Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded winter 2022/23 rumours thread

[homer]

Why?

He doesn’t get out much

 

[SilverFox]

Why?

Because you can get there and back in a couple of hours.

 

[Jeff]

Because you can get there and back in a couple of hours.

Do you think they'd let him fly back to the UK after every training session?

 

[Graz]

Not seen any other source for this and this guy is not really legit is he?

A club legend but, like the others, his time has passed. He can't do 90 mins any more. If we're serious about rebuilding our squad, he can't really be a part of it.

Love him for his history and his attitude which has always been superb. He's done at this level though.

Agree with you, but even at his level I'd rather keep him around than have no backup to Tete.

Expect to see Maddison, Praet and KDH all used out wide still before the season is over...

 

[Graz]

Where is Harry

It's been very quiet on this from Souttar this evening.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Go on Jani!

He’s the last ****er still talking away in your kitchen after a party, refilling his glass when you just want him to leave so you can go to bed.

Well fair play to him you lightweight!

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

It's been very quiet on this from Souttar this evening.

Oh, thought it was Maguire.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Takes ages to make signing announcement videos. They'll probably have him riding a kangaroo into the KP.

Rumour has it that Tete's nice meal was a kangaroo fillet. Souttar is a wee bit nonplussed about that, hence the delay.

 

[SilverFox]

Do you think they'd let him fly back to the UK after every training session?

He said she is going to give birth soon. After you have them they are quite portable.

 

[Graz]

Keylor Navas has signed for Forest

Really think we should've been on that!

Even Forest now have 2 keepers better than our first choice

 

[Jeff]

He said she is going to give birth soon. After you have them they are quite portable.

In that case the time it takes to fly between the countries is irrelevant.

 

[popillius]

Sky reporting that there aren't any issues after Souttar's medical and all should be fine.

 

[popillius]

Keylor Navas has signed for Forest

Really think we should've been on that!

Even Forest now have 2 keepers better than our first choice

Ward has been terrific for the past few games. I don't know what the **** people want from him to be honest.

 

[FrenchFox]

Vestergaard explains reason for staying at Leicester​

Jannik Vestergaard has told a Danish TV station that he wanted to leave Leicester City this month but was unable to because of personal reasons.
The 30-year-old has made 23 appearances for the club since joining from Southampton in the summer of 2021.
He told Danish TV2: “I have not turned down a move to Hertha Berlin or anybody else because of money. That is simply not true.
“I have a special situation in my family, where we are right now expecting our second child.
“If we had come to an agreement with another club earlier in the transfer window, then my wife would have been able to make the journey with me, but now we are very close to her giving birth, so she is not allowed to travel.
“I can’t leave my pregnant wife alone in England with our other child – and soon a baby – and obviously I don’t want to be away in the first months of my baby’s life. What man could do that?”

Men huh. My mam 'ad me while she were workin down mine and still shifted 3 tons more than any bloke. She showered and went t' pub and downed 15 pints o' bitter

Shower! You were lucky etc etc etc

 

[SilverFox]

In that case the time it takes to fly between the countries is irrelevant.

Well he could’ve gone, had a medical, and been back by now. That or they could’ve sent someone to do a medical at our world class sporting facility. After she fires out the sprog they can be on their merry fecking way.

 

[Jeff]

Well he could’ve gone, had a medical, and been back by now. That or they could’ve sent someone to do a medical at our world class sporting facility. After she fires out the sprog they can be on their merry fecking way.

What if she doesn't have the baby for a couple of weeks, and he's expected to be at his new club?

 

[Joe_Fox]

Just thought I'd post this incase anyone at LCFC HQ has issues with the fax machine....

 

[SilverFox]

What if she doesn't have the baby for a couple of weeks, and he's expected to be at his new club?

well he suggested it was imminent. If it’s several weeks they can both still go now.

 

[Graz]

I reckon the social media manager has just lost the password and can't back in to announce Souttar

 

[Joe_Fox]

I reckon the social media manager has just lost the password and can't back in to announce Souttar

MFA enabled and he just dropped his phone down the shitter.