Speculation The hysterically annoying, and totally unfounded, but traditional, January 2024 rumours thread.

[Blue Maniac]

Shut up and eat your mulligatyawny soup

Awful

 

[tedfoxxx]

Awful

My heart hasn’t been in it for years. Once it became a thing it disgusted me.

 

[Billyjof]

Real Betis targeting move for Leicester City star as deal for Osasuna marksman stagnates - Football España

Strange he starts against Swansea and then this news story. Probably a bollox story knowing 70% of the Zambian population will click on it.

Who here would be driving his taxi?

A confidence player, I’d assumed at some stage would come good. A bad miss on Tues but an overall positive performance.

I just know when we do sell him he will probably come good and rip it up wherever he goes (League One probably)

 

[camberwell fox]

So, no Sensi then? Do the transfer deadline day rules apply to plans as well does anyone know?

 

[Blaarev]

So, no Sensi then? Do the transfer deadline day rules apply to plans as well does anyone know?

That’s right. You’re not allowed to plan anything after deadline day.

 

[camberwell fox]

That’s right. You’re not allowed to plan anything after deadline day.

Oh bugger, loans my dear, loans.

 

[camberwell fox]

Oh bugger, loans my dear, loans.

The deadline is today, stupid.

 

[tedfoxxx]

The deadline is today, stupid.

u ok?

 

[fitz]

I'd assumed it had already slammed shut. Just not the hype there used to be for dildo day.

 

[Jenks]

Brighton have sold a midfielder...

 

[fox58]

The deadline is today, stupid.

It’s the final countdown

 

[popillius]

Real Betis targeting move for Leicester City star as deal for Osasuna marksman stagnates - Football España

Strange he starts against Swansea and then this news story. Probably a bollox story knowing 70% of the Zambian population will click on it.

Who here would be driving his taxi?

A confidence player, I’d assumed at some stage would come good. A bad miss on Tues but an overall positive performance.

I just know when we do sell him he will probably come good and rip it up wherever he goes (League One probably)

It wasn't an overall positive performance. He was shit for the vast majority of his time on the pitch. Really, really shit.

He works his absolute bollocks off and the lad tries like almost no one else but he just isn't very good.

 

[popillius]

u ok?

Almost certainly not. Ever.

 

[camberwell fox]

Time to plug in the fax machine u believe.

 

[homer]

Time to plug in the fax machine u believe.

That total **** Maresca has taken the power lead home with him, I’ve been told

Sooner he goes the better - I am led to believe that Scott Parker is still available and has his own personal fax machine going begging, and a pager we can borrow

 

[popillius]

That total **** Maresca has taken the power lead home with him, I’ve been told

Sooner he goes the better - I am led to believe that Scott Parker is still available and has his own personal fax machine going begging, and a pager we can borrow

****'s faxes are so ****ing boring nobody would want to read them anyway.

 

[Robin127]

They also take twenty minutes to get to the other end.

 

[Blue Maniac]

They also take twenty minutes to get to the other end.

Via 10 other fax machines back and forth over and over again for no reason

really slowly

****

 

[fitz]

Need to use a False 9 to fax an outside line

 

[bocadillo]

This Italian chappy obviously has no sensi of direction or he'd be here by now.