The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, January 2025 rumours thread.

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Hindsight hey.....weren't many complaints at the time.

In fact, a couple agreed he could do well for us.

Weren't many posts, in fairness.
 
We’ll wait till the last couple of hours/days before panicking and signing a heap of shit.

Rudkin masterclass.
Ideally if we could sign a heap of shit then find out we've missed out on a really high quality player by just a few seconds that we've been linked with for ages, that gets even better.

If that heap of shit is signed on 5 year contracts, that'd be even better.

Nailed it.
 
Has anyone done anything yet?

Feel like the January window is even worse than the summer one, with everyone waiting to the last second to do deals.
Spurs, Ipswich, Brighton, Bournemouth and Southampton all got deals done. Two of those were agreed before the window and went through on 1st January (exactly like we needed).

Top's plane has been farting around Spain for the last week.
 
Spurs, Ipswich, Brighton, Bournemouth and Southampton all got deals done. Two of those were agreed before the window and went through on 1st January (exactly like we needed).

Top's plane has been farting around Spain for the last week.
He’s clearly not fit for purpose as our owner.

But at least he gives out free beers and cuddly toys or summat.
 
Spurs, Ipswich, Brighton, Bournemouth and Southampton all got deals done. Two of those were agreed before the window and went through on 1st January (exactly like we needed).

Top's plane has been farting around Spain for the last week.
It beggars belief.
 
Ideally if we could sign a heap of shit then find out we've missed out on a really high quality player by just a few seconds that we've been linked with for ages, that gets even better.

If that heap of shit is signed on 5 year contracts, that'd be even better.

Nailed it.
Can we go for someone who later turns out to be a heap of shit, but for now fail to properly register them because we left ourselves with only seconds to complete the deal. Can we then get lumbered with them but not be able to play them. That would be terrific.
 
Is there any truth in the rumour that we are interested in a Leuven midfielder? If so, 1. We don’t need another midfielder (unless we can send Skipp to them); 2. Why would that deal take so long :icon lol: 3. We don’t need a midfielder; and 4. For avoidance of doubt… we don’t need a midfielder.
 
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