The "I'm leaving on a Jet Plane" Thread

[Macky]

Going Devon on a school trip in a couple of weeks, should be shite.

School trip? I thought you'd finished school?

 

[Jeff]

School trip? I thought you'd finished school?

He's going back to retake his 11-plus.

 

[Macky]

He's going back to retake his 11-plus.

:icon_razz

 

[Leesoh]

and chicks dig physics jokes right?



:icon_redf

I'm a chemist, sorry.

 

[Macky]

I'm a chemist, sorry.

How are your nitrates?

 

[Darth Vodka]

How are your nitrates?

you after poppers?

i hear they loosen things up...

 

[Macky]

you after poppers?

i hear they loosen things up...

I was attempting a really crap chemistry joke, drives the chicks wild so it does, and then you turn up with your sickening gay fantasies

 

[Darth Vodka]

I was attempting a really crap chemistry joke, drives the chicks wild so it does, and then you turn up with your sickening gay fantasies

dunno about nirates, you want nitrous oxide

:icon_bigg

 

[Joe_Fox]

Just got back from Elounda in Crete, very nice place. Bit pricy though.
No wasps either! Recommend the Kavos Bay apartments by the way if anyone is looking for places to stay - cheap and has the best views I've ever had in an apartment.

 

[Biff]

Going Cyprus for 2 weeks. Should please a few

 

[Harbro-Fox]

School trip? I thought you'd finished school?

Sixth form.

 

[cleefox]

Going Cyprus for 2 weeks. Should please a few

Thats a yes to that from Cleethorpes. :icon_wink

 

[Biff]

Thats a yes to that from Cleethorpes. :icon_wink

I will be thinking of you :icon_cool

To be honest it was a toss up between Ayia Napa and Cleethorpes.

I had to get the two headed coin out again :icon_wink

 

[LCFCmonkey]

Going Cyprus for 2 weeks. Should please a few

Won't please the people in Cyprus...:icon_wink

Go to the North. I don't mind you upsetting them... :icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[cleefox]

Won't please the people in Cyprus...:icon_wink

Go to the North. I don't mind you upsetting them... :icon_lol::icon_lol:

Big party in Lincoln though. :icon_bigg

 

[Leesoh]

How are your nitrates?

I seen it. :icon_lol:

 

[LCFCmonkey]

Budapest in the morning, Paris on Monday, Berlin on Wednesday, and Palma next week. Woop! :icon_bigg:icon_bigg

 

[SwedeFox]

Budapest in the morning, Paris on Monday, Berlin on Wednesday, and Palma next week. Woop! :icon_bigg:icon_bigg

Interesting, how long are you gone? Ryanair?

I'm booking this little nice trip tonight (going in February):

Stockholm - London - Liverpool (train) - Dublin - Madrid - Eindhoven - Stockholm.

All five flights £50 - Ryanair, of course.


Going Woking on Wednesday and I'm looking forward to it like mad!

 

[Durham Fox]

Interesting, how long are you gone? Ryanair?

I'm booking this little nice trip tonight (going in February):

Stockholm - London - Liverpool (train) - Dublin - Madrid - Eindhoven - Stockholm.

All five flights £50 - Ryanair, of course.


Going Woking on Wednesday and I'm looking forward to it like mad!

Only one decent thing to do in Woking.

 

[Macky]

Only one decent thing to do in Woking.

Head towards the M25 and leave?