The Jamie Vardy appreciation thread

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174 goals for us. Feel like 200 is probably a stretch. Unless he gets them all this year.

If we go up, he’s unlikely to be a PL regular.
If we don’t go up, you’d think he’d be retiring/moving to America…
26 goals in not insurmountable he has done the insurmountable before, a few hattricks here and there and you never know.
 
26 goals in not insurmountable he has done the insurmountable before, a few hattricks here and there and you never know.

It would be great if he does it but it's quite an ask. If he does it this season, he'd end up with 30 goals in all competitions.
 
174 goals for us. Feel like 200 is probably a stretch. Unless he gets them all this year.

If we go up, he’s unlikely to be a PL regular.
If we don’t go up, you’d think he’d be retiring/moving to America…
175
 
What did he get stung or bitten by to get his superhuman powers?

Seriously? It's obviously from combining nicotine with RedBull. For most it'd make you irritable and have the shits, but for Vardy...he turns into a superhuman goal and bantz machine.

It's like Bananaman eats a banana and gets powers but that clearly doesn't work for all of us. Just with less faeces.
 
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