The Jamie Vardy appreciation thread

[Fox Fan]

 

[big_mac4824]

174 goals for us. Feel like 200 is probably a stretch. Unless he gets them all this year.

If we go up, he’s unlikely to be a PL regular.
If we don’t go up, you’d think he’d be retiring/moving to America…

26 goals in not insurmountable he has done the insurmountable before, a few hattricks here and there and you never know.

 

[camberwell fox]

26 goals in not insurmountable he has done the insurmountable before, a few hattricks here and there and you never know.

Unlikely, as he is finished doncha know

 

[Elon Bust]

26 goals in not insurmountable he has done the insurmountable before, a few hattricks here and there and you never know.

It would be great if he does it but it's quite an ask. If he does it this season, he'd end up with 30 goals in all competitions.

 

[glyn]

174 goals for us. Feel like 200 is probably a stretch. Unless he gets them all this year.

If we go up, he’s unlikely to be a PL regular.
If we don’t go up, you’d think he’d be retiring/moving to America…

175

 

[Rock Fox]

175

and the 175th was probably the easiest he's scored so far!

 

[Miles Away]

and the 175th was probably the easiest he's scored so far!

Dunno. The one against Burnley in the promotion year looked pretty straightforward.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Dunno. The one against Burnley in the promotion year looked pretty straightforward.

Following season m8

But yeah that one did basically hit him on the goal line

 

[SilverFox]

A rare day to myself and I had a mess around making a publication I would’ve bought as a kid…

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

This is amazing!!!

 

[Blue Maniac]

A rare day to myself and I had a mess around making a publication I would’ve bought as a kid…

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Beaut, love it

 

[popillius]

A rare day to myself and I had a mess around making a publication I would’ve bought as a kid…

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What did he get stung or bitten by to get his superhuman powers?

 

[SilverFox]

What did he get stung or bitten by to get his superhuman powers?

He got bitten by a prolific striker and then irradiated with shithouse radiation.

 

[fitz]

What did he get stung or bitten by to get his superhuman powers?

Seriously? It's obviously from combining nicotine with RedBull. For most it'd make you irritable and have the shits, but for Vardy...he turns into a superhuman goal and bantz machine.

It's like Bananaman eats a banana and gets powers but that clearly doesn't work for all of us. Just with less faeces.

 

[Cambridge_fox]

Vardy is the best player to play for Leicester. And there probably won’t be better. We are all so lucky to have seen him play. Bloody love the guy.

 

[Graz]

A rare day to myself and I had a mess around making a publication I would’ve bought as a kid…

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If that's high res enough, I'd genuinely have that on my wall

(Until the wife notices)

 

[homer]

Can you draw us a picture of that there Kelly Brook with her tits oot?

 

[Miles Away]

Can you draw us a picture of that there Kelly Brook with her tits oot?

That really made me laugh.

****s sake.

 

[SilverFox]

Can you draw us a picture of that there Kelly Brook with her tits oot?

Soapy?

 

[popillius]

Soapy?

What other way is there, you animal?