The Last Gift You Received

[Macky]

No Macky, he must have asked santy for a nice bell he could keep polishing....

I just hope he isn't ringing with his new bell

 

[Melton Fox]

I just hope he isn't rimming with his new bell

Of course he bloody is

 

[highland fox]

In fairness, they probably overheard somebody saying "he really needs to get some balls" and they've just misheard them.
They probably think it's really thoughtful of them.

No Macky, he must have asked santy for a nice bell he could keep polishing....

I just hope he isn't ringing with his new bell

Of course he bloody is

Pissflaps to the three of you

 

[Macky]

Pissflaps to the three of you

Thanks h, that's a really thoughtful gift from you.
Pissflaps, it's the present that keeps on giving.
Just a shame about the bitches they're attached to, they just keep on taking.

 

[muzzysgal]

A bottle of Daddies Brown Sauce :icon_bigg

 

[foxin_oz]

A bottle of Daddies Brown Sauce :icon_bigg

That must be the one we call Father's Favourite over here? :icon_conf

 

[muzzysgal]

That must be the one we call Father's Favourite over here? :icon_conf

Dunno, but it's like gold dust in the UK since they stopped production of it this year.

I'm looking forward to my bacon sandwiches in the morning

 

[foxin_oz]

Dunno, but it's like gold dust in the UK since they stopped production of it this year.

I'm looking forward to my bacon sandwiches in the morning

It sounds the same. Great on a bacon sandwich. Now that you mention it I haven't seen it over here recently either. Maybe they thought it was sexist or some such politically correct nonsense.

 

[MKFox]

my daughter got a lava lamp for xmas, but it takes over half an hour to get moving, is this normal?

 

[OldGit]

my daughter got a lava lamp for xmas, but it takes over half an hour to get moving, is this normal?

Most children take at least half an hour to get moving in my experience

 

[true blue lou]

Norovirus

 

[highland fox]

Norovirus

No shit ?

 

[MKFox]

Most children take at least half an hour to get moving in my experience

:icon_bigg

 

[true blue lou]

Most children take at least half an hour to get moving in my experience

Depends on the circumstances... when asked to do something yes but rustle a sweet wrapper from 100 yards away and they turn into Michael Johnson!

 

[fcukcov]

my daughter got a lava lamp for xmas, but it takes over half an hour to get moving, is this normal?

I used to have a lava lamp and yes they do take a while to warm up. By the time it had warmed up I used to want to turn it off.

 

[MKFox]

I used to have a lava lamp and yes they do take a while to warm up. By the time it had warmed up I used to want to turn it off.

Feck me, a sensible reply! There's a first.
Cheers leroy.

 

[fcukcov]

Feck me, a sensible reply! There's a first.
Cheers leroy.

Sorry. I wont try as hard in future.:icon_bigg

 

[Cate Fox]

my daughter got a lava lamp for xmas, but it takes over half an hour to get moving, is this normal?

Yeah it is, I've got one and it takes around the same amount of time to get going...

 

[Melton Fox]

I have one of them rocket shaped ones.

My rocket usually takes ages to spew it's lava, except of course if it is rubbed exceptionally hard and fast.

 

[true blue lou]

I have one of them rocket shaped ones.

My rocket usually takes ages to spew it's lava, except of course if it is rubbed exceptionally hard and fast.

Somehow there was an inevitibility about that post... it was just a matter of time :icon_lol: