The Last Gift You Received

[Boy Genius]

I have one of them rocket shaped ones.

My rocket usually takes ages to spew it's lava, except of course if it is rubbed exceptionally hard and fast.

I heard MG has one, but its faulty and spurts its stuff early

 

[muzzysgal]

I heard MG has one, but its faulty and spurts its stuff early

:icon_eek:

 

[Melton Fox]

I heard MG has one, but its faulty and spurts its stuff early

I heard Mrs BG also has one, but she tries to turn it on and it just falls over.

 

[City Fan]

I heard MG has one, but its faulty and spurts its stuff early

I heard MG has one, apparently it won't stand up straight.

 

[muzzysgal]

I heard MG has one, apparently it won't stand up straight.

It stood up perfectly straight when I turned it on earlier today

 

[City Fan]

It stood up perfectly straight when I turned it on earlier today

Ewwwwww too much info...... :icon_eek:

 

[muzzysgal]

Ewwwwww too much info...... :icon_eek:

So you wouldn't want to know how long it stood up straight for, or how powerful it was

 

[City Fan]

So you wouldn't want to know how long it stood up straight for, or how powerful it was

No I wouldn't you sicko :icon_excl

 

[Melton Fox]

Mmmm, sounds dreamy, is it a big one.

I've bloody seen it mate, it's a ****ing stonker!!!!

 

[City Fan]

I've never bloody seen it mate, because it's a ****ing tinker!!!!

 

[Melton Fox]

A 10ft church pew.

 

[Boy Genius]

A 10ft church pew.

you lucky bastard, I have been after one of those for ages.

 

[Melton Fox]

you lucky bastard, I have been after one of those for ages.

Our local chapel has been condemned and they were emptying it. Not being one to miss an opportunity, I scaveneged one.

 

[Boy Genius]

Our local chapel has been condemned and they were emptying it. Not being one to miss an opportunity, I scaveneged one.

I wanted a couple for my kitchen.


hey they got any gravestones going?

 

[Melton Fox]

hey they got any gravestones going?

No, it was a chapel, not a church.

 

[muzzysgal]

A bag of M&S Extremely Chocolatey Caramels.

Too yummy for words!

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Bottle of Aqua di Parma Colonia cologne from Mrs M.

 

[Billyjof]

Someone bought me a pint in the local once.

 

[Melton Fox]

Someone bought me a pint in the local once.

You were being groomed.

 

[LS6_Fox]

You were being groomed.

MK on the prowl again?