Boy Genius
Banned
I have one of them rocket shaped ones.
My rocket usually takes ages to spew it's lava, except of course if it is rubbed exceptionally hard and fast.
I heard MG has one, but its faulty and spurts its stuff early
I have one of them rocket shaped ones.
My rocket usually takes ages to spew it's lava, except of course if it is rubbed exceptionally hard and fast.
:icon_eek:I heard MG has one, but its faulty and spurts its stuff early
I heard Mrs BG also has one, but she tries to turn it on and it just falls over.I heard MG has one, but its faulty and spurts its stuff early
I heard MG has one, but its faulty and spurts its stuff early
It stood up perfectly straight when I turned it on earlier todayI heard MG has one, apparently it won't stand up straight.
It stood up perfectly straight when I turned it on earlier today![]()
So you wouldn't want to know how long it stood up straight for, or how powerful it wasEwwwwww too much info...... :icon_eek:
So you wouldn't want to know how long it stood up straight for, or how powerful it was![]()
I've bloody seen it mate, it's a ****ing stonker!!!!Mmmm, sounds dreamy, is it a big one.
I've never bloody seen it mate, because it's a ****ing tinker!!!!
A 10ft church pew.
Our local chapel has been condemned and they were emptying it. Not being one to miss an opportunity, I scaveneged one.you lucky bastard, I have been after one of those for ages.
Our local chapel has been condemned and they were emptying it. Not being one to miss an opportunity, I scaveneged one.
No, it was a chapel, not a church.hey they got any gravestones going?
You were being groomed.Someone bought me a pint in the local once.
MK on the prowl again?You were being groomed.
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2 | Arsenal | 24 | 50 |
3 | Nottm F | 24 | 47 |
4 | Chelsea | 24 | 43 |
5 | Manchester C | 24 | 41 |
6 | Newcastle | 24 | 41 |
7 | Bournemouth | 24 | 40 |
8 | Aston Villa | 24 | 37 |
9 | Fulham | 24 | 36 |
10 | Brighton | 24 | 34 |
11 | Brentford | 24 | 31 |
12 | Palace | 24 | 30 |
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15 | West Ham | 24 | 27 |
16 | Everton | 23 | 26 |
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18 | Leicester | 24 | 17 |
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20 | Southampton | 24 | 9 |