The Mystery Of Mr Dean Hammond

Log in to stop seeing adverts
This page may contain links to companies such as eBay and Amazon. As an affiliate of these sites I may earn commission if you click the link and make a purchase

Status
Not open for further replies.
Macky said:
Wow.
Thank you for finally answering. Although, I must say that I'm still utterly baffled by your choice. Quiet and understated?!?! What, really?


Yes, I agree with you, he does routinely lie doesn't he?


Yes, those words in and of themselves may be "mildly controversial", but that isn't exactly what I said, is it? He is a vicious sociopath, that is a matter of fact.


Or perhaps appropriate for the both of them, Mr Godwin.




*Edit* Apologies, I forgot to tell you how fabulous your post was, but please don't think that I wasn't in absolute awe at the majesty of it all. I imagine that it will most probably be used verbatim as a reference material for students in the future.
Click to expand...

Get over your self. What a waste of time reading that was. Who cares what your politics are - no one here.
 
Fox Fan said:
Get over your self. What a waste of time reading that was.
Click to expand...
Aaaw bless. I'm fairly sure that nobody forced you to read it, I know I certainly didn't, and I imagine that it took you longer to reply than it did for you to read it.

Fox Fan said:
Who cares what your politics are - no one here.
Click to expand...
I haven't mentioned what my politics are, I just asked David what IDS had to do with his fabulous post.
 
Hammond may not be that good, but to the best of my knowledge he is not a compulsive liar (https://www.scribd.com/doc/149776210/DPAC-Report-on-DWP-Abuse-of-Statistics-Final-22-June-2013). The lies of Duncan-Smith and his department are contributing to the brutalisation and immiseration - in some cases death - of thousands of disabled and poor people throughout the country. It is very offensive to Hammond to compare him to IDS; if I were him and read the comparison, I would seek an apology.
 
Last edited:
Dean Hammond does not know who IDS is, he prefers to busy himself with household chores.
 
Blue Maniac said:
What the sparkly blue **** is happening in here?
Click to expand...

I chose to compare Dean Hammond to IDS in a throw-away line thinking IDS was quiet and understated. I had not realised there are people who hate IDS and so I wish now I had skipped that line. The intention was that the post should be enjoyed; it was not to offend.

My main concern was that the post should be gentle and affectionate and not appear to be an attack on Dean Hammond. The theme was to try and humorously compare Dean Hammond to Stowell, Taylor-Fletcher and Wasilewski Whether or not that worked is for others to say but the IDS comparison was clearly a mistake since it distracted from that.


.
 
David Gwilliam said:
I chose to compare Dean Hammond to IDS in a throw-away line thinking IDS was quiet and understated. I had not realised there are people who hate IDS and so I wish now I had skipped that line. The intention was that the post should be enjoyed; it was not to offend.

My main concern was that the post should be gentle and affectionate and not appear to be an attack on Dean Hammond. The theme was to try and humorously compare Dean Hammond to Stowell, Taylor-Fletcher and Wasilewski Whether or not that worked is for others to say but the IDS comparison was clearly a mistake since it distracted from that.


.
Click to expand...
It worked. However, I had no clue of who IDS is so that specific comparison went beyond me. So at least it didn't offend me :icon_wink
 
David Gwilliam said:
I chose to compare Dean Hammond to IDS in a throw-away line thinking IDS was quiet and understated. I had not realised there are people who hate IDS and so I wish now I had skipped that line. The intention was that the post should be enjoyed; it was not to offend.

My main concern was that the post should be gentle and affectionate and not appear to be an attack on Dean Hammond. The theme was to try and humorously compare Dean Hammond to Stowell, Taylor-Fletcher and Wasilewski Whether or not that worked is for others to say but the IDS comparison was clearly a mistake since it distracted from that.


.
Click to expand...

Don't worry about it David lad, the fact you have had to go into this level of response on a football forum regarding a humorous and light hearted post is frankly ridiculous.
 
Lako42 said:
Don't worry about it David lad, the fact you have had to go into this level of response on a football forum regarding a humorous and light hearted post is frankly ridiculous.
Click to expand...
That's all well and good, but has IDS signed for us yet or not?
 
David Gwilliam said:
The intention was that the post should be enjoyed; it was not to offend.
Click to expand...


It's always unfortunate when people misinterpret the intention of a post. Don't you agree, David?
 
Real Sharapova said:
That's all well and good, but has IDS signed for us yet or not?
Click to expand...


I understand that screening for IDS is to be introduced at all UK ports and airports forthwith. If he's coming to us, he needs to come quickly.
 
Blaarev said:
It worked. However, I had no clue of who IDS is so that specific comparison went beyond me. So at least it didn't offend me :icon_wink
Click to expand...
I think Mr David is quite possibly the most inoffensive man that I've ever had the pleasure of acquainting with
 
Macky said:
I think Mr David is quite possibly the most inoffensive man that I've ever had the pleasure of acquainting with
Click to expand...
Then you can't have been acquainted with Mr.Hammond yet.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Log in to stop seeing adverts

P Pld Pts
1Liverpool1946
2Arsenal2040
3Nottm F2040
4Chelsea2036
5Newcastle2035
6Manchester C  2034
7Bournemouth2033
8Aston Villa2032
9Fulham2030
10Brighton2028
11Brentford2027
12Tottenham 2024
13Manchester U2023
14West Ham2023
15Palace2021
16Everton1917
17Wolves2016
18Ipswich2016
19Leicester2014
20Southampton206

Latest posts

Back
Top