The Perfect Cup Of Tea

[tedfoxxx]

That sounds suspiciously like you're removing the teabag there ted.
If you take the teabag out of the cup it'll just be piss weak. Squeeze the teabag against the side of the cup, yes, but don't take it out, let it mash.

:icon_lol: what next? cordial to water ratios?

 

[RHYDAL]

:icon_lol: what next? cordial to water ratios?

4:1. Fact.

 

[spionfox]

:icon_lol: what next? cordial to water ratios?

4:1. Fact.

That's a bit strone. Would prefer my cordial to water ratio to be nearer 1:4 :icon_wink

 

[Lako42]

Anyone who uses the word Cordial is either mentally retarded or gay, although the 2 are not mutually exclusive.


My theory has so far been proven correct.

 

[newtonfox]

Anyone who uses the word Cordial is either mentally retarded or gay, although the 2 are not mutually exclusive.


My theory has so far been proven correct.

or

 

[SwedeFox]

Only in Britain...

 

[spionfox]

Anyone who uses the word Cordial is either mentally retarded or gay, although the 2 are not mutually exclusive.


My theory has so far been proven correct.

Thoght you were fcuking off?

:icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

That sounds suspiciously like you're removing the teabag there ted.
If you take the teabag out of the cup it'll just be piss weak. Squeeze the teabag against the side of the cup, yes, but don't take it out, let it mash.

Surely as a paddy you mash potatoes, you don't mash tea FFS.

 

[Macky]

Surely as a paddy you mash potatoes, you don't mash tea FFS.

HAHA, my daughter was just reading that over me shoulder and said "what's hes problem? Does he think we ride around on donkeys as well?"

 

[Hazzman]

I was once watching the film Intermission which is set in Ireland and they put Brown Sauce in their tea. Is this common practice in Eire? Or just for the craic of it?

 

[Steven]

HAHA, my daughter was just reading that over me shoulder and said "what's hes problem? Does he think we ride around on donkeys as well?"

We know you have a cart as well. :icon_wink

 

[The Major]

Surely as a paddy you mash potatoes, you don't mash tea FFS.

Where are you from? All Leicester people 'MASH' tea.

 

[Lboro fox]

Where are you from? All Leicester people 'MASH' tea.

They do?

 

[Macky]

I was once watching the film Intermission which is set in Ireland and they put Brown Sauce in their tea. Is this common practice in Eire? Or just for the craic of it?

What??? :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

I don't know what drugs you were taking Hazz, but I want some.

 

[Macky]

Where are you from? All Leicester people 'MASH' tea.

Yup. That's where I picked the phrase up.

 

[MKFox]

...is a nice hot mug of peppermint tea. No caffeine, no sugar, no milk. Just as god intended

 

[drummindefender]

What??? :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

I don't know what drugs you were taking Hazz, but I want some.

possible side effects: ****ing awful spelling, a desire to play football in white plimmies and saying "alan ball" in your sleep.

 

[Lboro fox]

HAHA, my daughter was just reading that over me shoulder and said "what's hes problem? Does he think we ride around on donkeys as well?"

An Oirish Story.

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....




"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.




"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"

"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! "shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?"

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly."

"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

Think this about sums it up.

 

[MKFox]

boo!! get off!!

 

[Hazzman]

possible side effects: ****ing awful spelling, a desire to play football in white plimmies and saying "alan ball" in your sleep.

'Gordon Strachan' and also played paintball in white plimmies.