Longcliffe
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A female shot-putter goes to the doctor cause she's started to grow a penis.She says to the doctor "I need help. I've been taking steroids and now I've grown a penis!"the doctor asks "Anabolic?"She replies "No, just a penis."
Mr Cameron wouldn't sink so low
Made a reference to the BBQ he and Obama had attended and said it was the first example of a British Prime Minister giving a President a grilling.
Completely flopped!
Imogen Thomas has been rogered more times than a police radio.
Apparently, Mrs Giggs is suing for half of everything. If successful, she'll have 6 more Premier League medals than Stevie G.
Whats green and sings?
Elvis Parsley
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 6 | 15 |
2 | Manchester C | 6 | 14 |
3 | Arsenal | 6 | 14 |
4 | Chelsea | 6 | 13 |
5 | Aston Villa | 5 | 12 |
6 | Fulham | 6 | 11 |
7 | Newcastle | 6 | 11 |
8 | Brighton | 6 | 9 |
9 | Nottm F | 6 | 9 |
10 | Tottenham | 5 | 7 |
11 | Manchester U | 5 | 7 |
12 | Brentford | 6 | 7 |
13 | Bournemouth | 5 | 5 |
14 | West Ham | 6 | 5 |
15 | Everton | 6 | 4 |
16 | Leicester | 6 | 3 |
17 | Palace | 6 | 3 |
18 | Ipswich | 5 | 3 |
19 | Southampton | 5 | 1 |
20 | Wolves | 6 | 1 |