The random joke thread

[Cate Fox]

Right, I'm off.

Flack jacket at the ready...

 

[spionfox]

Take cover everybody. This may get nasty!

 

[Longcliffe]

I took a drink over to a woman in the pub. She said:

'And what the **** are you expecting in return? Buy that slapper a drink and you'll get a blow job in the alley, is that what they're saying? Because if it was I don't do that anymore.'

'It was my round mum.'

 

[The Major]

I took a drink over to a woman in the pub. She said:

'And what the **** are you expecting in return? Buy that slapper a drink and you'll get a blow job in the alley, is that what they're saying? Because if it was I don't do that anymore.'

'It was my round mum.'

Was she Irish?

 

[Longcliffe]

I just quit my job in a Helium Factory.

I was fed up being spoken to like that.

 

[Longcliffe]

Was she Irish?

I'm not sure

 

[spionfox]

Was she Irish?

:icon_lol:

Did I miss anything, haven't come across any fall-out yet!

 

[Blue Maniac]

:icon_lol:

Did I miss anything, haven't come across any fall-out yet!

Funny you should ask...

 

[Longcliffe]

I went out into the garden and, to my horror, my wife was slumped on the grass.
The ****ing dog had dug her up again.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I went out into the garden and, to my horror, my wife was slumped on the grass.
The ****ing dog had dug her up again.

Not funny.

















:icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

Because he is a bit of thick ****?

I see, so it naturally must follow in your world. How are you with paki jokes, wog jokes, Jew jokes?

 

[Longcliffe]

I see, so it naturally must follow in your world. How are you with paki jokes, wog jokes, Jew jokes?

I didn't say the person was Irish.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I didn't say the person was Irish.

Was it Andrew Bridgen?

 

[Blaby blue blood]

How are you with paki jokes, wog jokes, Jew jokes?

I'm quite good at them, would you like to hear some? :icon_wink:icon_bigg

 

[RHYDAL]

What the ****ing **** is going on here?

 

[bocadillo]

What the ****ing **** is going on here?

The Welsh are next. You'll have to get in the queue.
:icon_wink

 

[RHYDAL]

The Welsh are next. You'll have to get in the queue.
:icon_wink

Baa.

 

[Motown Fox]

Taffy and Patrick were coming out of a pub in Wales one evening when Taffy spotted a Sheep with its head stuck in the railings.
"Look at that Paddy, we cant miss a chance like that" says Taffy

So Taffy walks up behind the sheep, drops his trousers and does this business.

Taffy then says "Okay Paddy its your turn next"

So Paddy drops his trousers and stuck his head in the railings......

 

[Motown Fox]

The famous Welsh ship owner, Mr Lloyd, was having his house built on a large piece of land just outside Cardiff.
He said to the architect, "Don't disturb that tree over there because I had my first bit of sex under that tree!"
"How sentimental of you Mr. Lloyd," replied the architect, "That very tree huh?"
"Yep, that's right," continued Mr Lloyd, "And don't damage that tree on the other side because that's where her mother stood and watched me have my first bit of sex with her daughter!"
"What?" replied the architect, "Her mother just stood there and watched you have your way with her daughter?"
"Yep," said Mr Lloyd, "she sure did!"
"But Mr Lloyd," said the architect, "didn't she say anything?"
"Yes she sure as hell did," smiled Mr Lloyd, "She said BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[spionfox]

The famous Welsh ship owner, Mr Lloyd, was having his house built on a large piece of land just outside Cardiff.
He said to the architect, "Don't disturb that tree over there because I had my first bit of sex under that tree!"
"How sentimental of you Mr. Lloyd," replied the architect, "That very tree huh?"
"Yep, that's right," continued Mr Lloyd, "And don't damage that tree on the other side because that's where her mother stood and watched me have my first bit of sex with her daughter!"
"What?" replied the architect, "Her mother just stood there and watched you have your way with her daughter?"
"Yep," said Mr Lloyd, "she sure did!"
"But Mr Lloyd," said the architect, "didn't she say anything?"
"Yes she sure as hell did," smiled Mr Lloyd, "She said BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

I'd not heard that one yet this century :icon_wink