The random joke thread

[RHYDAL]

What is the difference between a Limousine and a sheep?

Not all Taffs have been inside a Limousine.

Rubbery.

 

[Blue Maniac]

What is the difference between a Limousine and a sheep?

Not all Taffs have been inside a Limousine.

No offence, Longy, but other than things a doctor might say with a serious look on his face, this is almost certainly the least funny sequence of words possible in the English language.

 

[Longcliffe]

No offence, Longy, but other than things a doctor might say with a serious look on his face, this is almost certainly the least funny sequence of words possible in the English language.

Sorry I didn't write the joke. And less of the Longy, I think you're becoming abit too familiar Bluey.

 

[RHYDAL]

Does this mean I can tell a paki joke now so long as I didn't write it?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Sorry I didn't write the joke. And less of the Longy, I think you're becoming abit too familiar Bluey.

:icon_lol: I'm starting to like you, Longo.

 

[Longcliffe]

:icon_lol: I'm starting to like you, Longo.

I think you have crossed the line now. Longo is strictly off limits.

 

[The Major]

Don't get too uppity Loey.

 

[spionfox]

Sorry I didn't write the joke. And less of the Longy, I think you're becoming abit too familiar Bluey.

I prefer to think of you as Shorthill myself :icon_wink

 

[Darth Vodka]

Does this mean I can tell a paki joke now so long as I didn't write it?

is the punchline "Minjeeta"?

 

[RHYDAL]

is the punchline "Minjeeta"?

Close, the correct answer was "Poonjab".

 

[Longcliffe]

Does this mean I can tell a paki joke now so long as I didn't write it?

Yes of course, do you know any new ones.

 

[RHYDAL]

Yes of course, do you know any new ones.

Strange, I was sure you preferred the old, unfunny, gay sort to topical humour. I'll PM you.

 

[LS6_Fox]

is the punchline "Minjeeta"?

Or Gerrupta Singh

 

[FoxCovert]

I think you have crossed the line now. Longo is strictly off limits.

287 posts and you still think certain things are off limits:icon_wink

 

[Longcliffe]

Strange, I was sure you preferred the old, unfunny, gay sort to topical humour. I'll PM you.

Bitch!

 

[Longcliffe]

A girl is standing at the gates of heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain coming from inside. She asks St Peter what it is.
He says "That's the sound of angels getting holes drilled in their backs for wings, and their heads for halos."
She says "I think I'd rather go to hell!"
St. Peter replies "In hell you will be raped and buggered!" She replies, "Yeah, but I already got the fecking holes for that!"

 

[SwedeFox]

Longcliffe, your jokes are so bad that I have to read lazzer's deer joke ten times to rehabilitate.

 

[Longcliffe]

SwedeFox, I'm sorry you don't appreciate my jokes. Have you heard the joke about the wasp.......

 

[FryattFox]

SwedeFox, I'm sorry you don't appreciate my jokes. Have you heard the joke about the wasp.......

I haven't heard it beefore.

 

[bocadillo]

Earwig-oh. More stupid puns!