RHYDAL
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I wonder if he knows the wasp joke?
The random joke thread
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Longcliffe
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Alex McLeish signing Marlon King before leaving Birmingham City Football Club is like doing a massive shit in the work toilet before clearing your desk.
Motown Fox
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A lady walks into an ice-cream store and asks for a pint of chocolate ice-cream. The man behind the counter says, I'm sorry but we are out of chocolate ice-cream today.'
'Okay,' says the lady, 'then I'll have a gallon of chocolate ice-cream.' Again, the man says, 'I'm sorry, but we have no chocolate ice-cream today. Is there another flavor you would like?'
The lady then says, 'okay, then give me 1/2 gallon of chocolate ice-cream.' Losing his patience, the man then asks, 'Do you see the word 'van' in vanilla? If so, spell it.'
The lady says, 'V - A - N.' The man says, 'okay, now do you see the word 'straw' in strawberry, if so, spell it.' The lady spells straw, 'S - T - R - A - W.' 'Okay, do you see the word '****' in chocolate? If so, spell it.' The lady waits a second and says, 'there is no '**** in chocolate.' The man says, 'That's what I've been trying to tell you -- there is no ****in' chocolate!'
'Okay,' says the lady, 'then I'll have a gallon of chocolate ice-cream.' Again, the man says, 'I'm sorry, but we have no chocolate ice-cream today. Is there another flavor you would like?'
The lady then says, 'okay, then give me 1/2 gallon of chocolate ice-cream.' Losing his patience, the man then asks, 'Do you see the word 'van' in vanilla? If so, spell it.'
The lady says, 'V - A - N.' The man says, 'okay, now do you see the word 'straw' in strawberry, if so, spell it.' The lady spells straw, 'S - T - R - A - W.' 'Okay, do you see the word '****' in chocolate? If so, spell it.' The lady waits a second and says, 'there is no '**** in chocolate.' The man says, 'That's what I've been trying to tell you -- there is no ****in' chocolate!'
tedfoxxx
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30 seconds of my life I'm never getting back.........
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Jesus ****ing wept.
Motown Fox
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A welshman, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island.
After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the welshman took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the welshman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the welshman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"could you take the dog for a walk?"
After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the welshman took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the welshman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the welshman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"could you take the dog for a walk?"
RHYDAL
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David Dickinson will be right along to value that antique for you.....
Longcliffe
Member
Cardiff City's Malaysian owners were being interviewed by a local reporter last night who asked "so how close do you think you now are from a really good team?
" ....."about 40 miles" came the reply
" ....."about 40 miles" came the reply
spionfox
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Why is this in the joke thread?
The Major
Active Member
Is that Welsh for something?
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
No. 'rhywbeth' is Welsh for something.
The Major
Active Member
Well you learn rhybeth new everyday.
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
What have you learned?
Blaby blue blood
Active Member
Not how to spell it obviously.
RHYDAL
Well-Known Member
Too what?
spionfox
Well-Known Member
Tooth hurtee.
Cate Fox
Well-Known Member
Fang you velly much.
The Major
Active Member
Don't worry about that, it's only a pretend language, nobody really understands.
Longcliffe
Member
What is the difference between a Limousine and a sheep?
Not all Taffs have been inside a Limousine.
Not all Taffs have been inside a Limousine.
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