The Random Sentence Thread

[LS6_Fox]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries :icon_lol:

Domestic?

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Domestic?

:icon_lol:

 

[newtonfox]

- where is the phrase 'Spill the beans' mentioned in Withnail and I?

 

[Joe_Fox]

It isn't as far as I can tell.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

 

[Darth Vodka]

monty you terrible ****

 

[Chuck T Masala]

You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.

 

[Darth Vodka]

http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/withnail.html

no beans spilt

 

[The Major]

(Overheard in Cossington St baths changing rooms mid 70s)

You've pissed on my action man.

 

[newtonfox]

football is a game of two halfs .

he would be good if he could run.

 

[Billyjof]

He doesn't suffer fools gladly.

 

[The Major]

If you don't ask, you don't get.

 

[fosseboy83]

thats you, that is.

 

[lazzer]

In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second,

 

[tedfoxxx]

dying? that is the last thing i shall do!

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

The glue pretends to be the supporter.

 

[spionfox]

"It's great that you are able to last so much longer than all of my other lovers."

 

[OldGit]

Five years hard labour.

 

[Siouxsie]

owww that hurt.

 

[muzzysgal]

I've been a die-hard City fan for over 30 years, but from today, I'm gonna support United.