The Random Sentence Thread

[Steven]

In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second,

African or European? :icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

In a Random Sentence Thread, I would expect to see posts that should require only one full stop.

 

[The Major]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 

[Orifice]

Boxing legend with wind problemns - Gaseous Clay.



Thank you.

 

[H T B]

I can resist many things but temptation!

 

[bocadillo]

I can resist many things but temptation!

What Oscar Wilde actually said was, "I can resist anything but temptation".

 

[H T B]

Pedant alert, pedant alert, na na nana na!

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

 

[Beliall]

theres a couple of brass monkeys outside playing ice hockey.

 

[DesertFox]

But why, Vivian, why?

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[Singth]

Who is 'n' who isn't?

 

[RHYDAL]

You're too old to carry that off.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

 

[RHYDAL]

Sentence, not paragraph.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Knob Off

 

[RHYDAL]

That's much easier on the eye.

 

[Melton Fox]

Daddy, I like the skin on my toast now.

 

[Orifice]

Cinema legend with poor eyesight - Squint Eastwood.



Thank you.