The Random Sentence Thread

[Melton Fox]

It's just like falling off a bike.

 

[MKFox]

"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?"

 

[Chuck T Masala]

That was great, shall I take my tights off now?

 

[LS6_Fox]

There's a dog in my piano.

 

[fox58]

life goes on, you know it ain't easy, you've just gotta be strong

 

[The Major]

I know what you're doing in there and I think it's disgusting.

 

[alex]

I piss apple tango

 

[fox58]

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

 

[LS6_Fox]

Dis b mi manor an i run tings, yagetme.

 

[fox58]

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

 

[fcukcov]

We lost the mystic ball down some girls top.

 

[fox58]

If a train station is where the train stops, what’s a workstation?

 

[Melton Fox]

If a train station is where the train stops, what’s a workstation?

The train stops at the depot. It waits in the station for a brief period enabling the work to continue or start, without this wait, there would be no work.

That's how it works on Sodor anyway.

 

[The Major]

If you want to do that again you'd better get some lubrication.

 

[Melton Fox]

The next night it's Michael Ball, shame.

 

[RHYDAL]

Howard, a Bluebirds target a couple of years ago, is available at Leicester, but City's Championship rivals want a hefty fee.

 

[fox58]

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring a more pleasant form of misery.

 

[The Major]

Are you sure that's legal?

 

[fox58]

Are you sure that's legal?

trust me i'm a Doctor

 

[Melton Fox]

It doesn't matter how ****ing good it is FFS, my skin is broken and therefore EVERYTHING on the market is ****ing useless.