The Random Sentence Thread

[The Major]

Lets send it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

I place small explosives in random vegetables for amusement.

 

[Melton Fox]

A fish is a poikilothermic animal, typically with fins, gills and scales and is primarily dependant upon water as a medium in which to live.

 

[stockholm fox]

"Does your piss smell of asparagus?"

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Get off, now, I've had enough.

 

[Hazzman]

Bulgaria is Bulgaria

 

[fox58]

Mr Brown is in the departure lounge

 

[Melton Fox]

"I was reading about Hume while eating wholegrain bread and sipping my latte"

 

[Chuck T Masala]

'appen its already 'appened.

 

[LS6_Fox]

You do though don't you though

 

[fox58]

come on you know you want to

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Those were not fishcakes, they were scones, wash your hands before tea.

 

[OldGit]

Different rules apply to this forum - see the sticky thread inside.

 

[H T B]

Some will, some won't, so what, next?

 

[H T B]

It takes longer to say www. than world wide web!

 

[H T B]

Now, if I just tighten this a little bit m....oh shit!!!!

 

[Chuck T Masala]

That's right, all the way in, no don't try to talk.

 

[fox58]

i'm planning to retire and live off my savings. what i'll do next week, i have no idea.

 

[The Major]

The first time, ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes.

 

[Jeff]

The first time, ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes.

Poor Kirsty :icon_sad: