The Random Sentence Thread

[fosseboy83]

its only gay if you push back

 

[The Major]

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the ointment.

 

[H T B]

see what thought done!

 

[Chuck T Masala]

No you reverse, this woman has trouble going in a straight line in a forward gear we're all f*cked if she has to find reverse!

(actual words from a bloke when his wife and I both decided to cross the narrow canal bridge near Wistow at the same time).

 

[RHYDAL]

You certainly don't want to go walking through a field of disoriented, agitated and wet honey bees.

 

[Hazzman]

David Bowie, he's dead ain't he?

 

[Melton Fox]

I've cancelled the shipment, so it's as you were.

 

[H T B]

No, you first.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I never touched it, it just went off!

 

[fox58]

so why did the chicken cross the road

 

[RHYDAL]

Chambers can go and take a running jump.

 

[fox58]

Stranded, without help or hope of recovery.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Dad, you know I don't eat meat, can I have a chicken burger?

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Maybe they like gum fun.

 

[H T B]

Up here for thinking, down here for dancing.

 

[fox58]

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them

 

[londonfox]

Don't trust men who walk with canes.

 

[SJN-Fox]

It's mine and I'll clean it as hard as I like.

 

[Anotherfinemess]

Don't trust men who walk with canes.

Don't trust men full stop.

 

[londonfox]

It smells like popcorn in here.