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Geoff Capes.

Always seemed great character when he was on TV.
World's strongest shot putter.
R.I.P.
 
Robin127 said:
Surprised you've outlived them all?
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Some of them I barely remember until they show up in this thread to be honest.
But I'm always sure the last time I did hear about them was when they died. Clearly not. Unless they died twice.
Maybe I'm remembering them from a parallel universe or something?
 
give_us_a_wave said:
Some of them I barely remember until they show up in this thread to be honest.
But I'm always sure the last time I did hear about them was when they died. Clearly not. Unless they died twice.
Maybe I'm remembering them from a parallel universe or something?
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That’s one hypothesis. Would certainly explain all the divs who claim to remember Nelson Mandela dying in the 80s
 
Robin127 said:
It's bad news for not just the US but the whole world.
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Don't worry lads. I have a cunning plan.

I'm going to go to Murica & head out to one of the popular spots for alien abductions. But first I'm going to go to the nearest town & buy a suitably heavy duty pistol suitably sized for concealed carry & some illegal armour piercing, mercury tipped ammo.
Most of those abduction spots seem to be in the southern states, so it should be easy enough to procure after I've waited in line for a bit behind the white supremacist militia members, recently discharged mental patients & suspiciously furtive high school kids.

Then, after I've been abducted I'll be able to blow the interstellar slave trader's ****ing brains out throught he back of his grey head & take over the ship.

Then I'll park it in orbit, use the incredibly advanced computer system to hack the internet & release all of the despicable contents of Trump & his minion's emails, mobile calls, bank transefers etc into the public domain.

If Plan A fails I'll hack the nuclear missile control systems, aircraft guidance, drone controls etc & effectively cripple the US military capability. Then transfer all their military, government & corporate secrets to China & create a fake coded message ,that no earth made system could possibly tell was fake, that proved Trump secretly sold it to them for 2 billion. This after hacking the Chinese Communist Party's treasury & transferring said amount into a Swiss bank account in the name of D.J. Trump

Sit in orbit & await the civil war.

If that all fails I'll just go simplistic & use the no doubt considerable firepower of the alien vessel to nuke the entire ****ing dystopian shitehole from space.

Don't worry though. I'll give you & Miles Away a week's notice to clear out.
 
Similarly to 2016 the Dems supporters seem totally oblivious to how shite their campaign was. Trumps was also farcical levels of shite but lapped up by his base as they love that.

Trying to rely on the common sense of voters not choosing fascism in a country where you are obliged to **** a flag every day and sing the national anthem if there's more than 5 people in the same room. Genius. Starting a campaign by having to (not quite) admit you've been covering for the President's brain vacating the planet ages ago was a great start. Selecting an unpopular candidate and then dragging out some historical nightmares to campaign for them. Chefs kiss.
 
give_us_a_wave said:
...Then I'll park it in orbit, use the incredibly advanced computer system to hack the internet & release all of the despicable contents of Trump & his minion's emails, mobile calls, bank transefers etc into the public domain....
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give_us_a_wave said:
...that proved Trump secretly sold it to them for 2 billion. This after hacking the Chinese Communist Party's treasury & transferring said amount into a Swiss bank account in the name of D.J. Trump...
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The "deplorables" won't care, just as long as he kicks those brown people out and clamps down on them there queers, trans and drag queens who are ruining America.
 
Robin127 said:
The "deplorables" won't care, just as long as he kicks those brown people out and clamps down on them there queers, trans and drag queens who are ruining America.
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You're probably right.

Ok , nuke from space it is. Should save some time.

You & Miles still get your weeks notice. I'll use it to free the female captives on the ship & release them back to earth. After they've all done a week on rotation providing me with perverse sexual favours.

(I never claimed at any point to be a hero in this ****ing story)
 
fitz said:
Similarly to 2016 the Dems supporters seem totally oblivious to how shite their campaign was. Trumps was also farcical levels of shite but lapped up by his base as they love that.

Trying to rely on the common sense of voters not choosing fascism in a country where you are obliged to **** a flag every day and sing the national anthem if there's more than 5 people in the same room. Genius. Starting a campaign by having to (not quite) admit you've been covering for the President's brain vacating the planet ages ago was a great start. Selecting an unpopular candidate and then dragging out some historical nightmares to campaign for them. Chefs kiss.
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They allowed themselves to think "thank **** thats over, all back to normal now" Shows how ****ing stupid even the supposedly smart americans are.

I said at the time, along with many other people, that Biden should have declared himself a one term president in his first year. Giving them plenty of time to scope out & prepare a suitable candidate (definitely not Harris)
How anyone with functioning brain cells could think everything had reset to standard when a guy who literally incited a failed coup that cost lives got away with not so much as a slap on the wrist is ****ing beyond me.
The irony of course, is that if the US was the authoritarian state he wants it to be , he himself would have been in front of a firing squad within days.

May as well start redrawing the map to include Ukraine as a province of Russia.

& Israel should be able to murder, rape & torture every still living Palestinian given 4 years.

Meanwhile the world's other "democracies" will take firm action...

...by sending a strongly worded press release to nobody in particular.

Our glorious leaders.

PS - Vance is infinitely worse. Trump is just a self serving money grubbing narcissist bully out to line his own pockets & those of his bent friends.
Vance is an actual vicious fascist with both an agenda & actual human level intellect. It really is over if he gets in in 2028
 
give_us_a_wave said:
Don't worry lads. I have a cunning plan.

I'm going to go to Murica & head out to one of the popular spots for alien abductions. But first I'm going to go to the nearest town & buy a suitably heavy duty pistol suitably sized for concealed carry & some illegal armour piercing, mercury tipped ammo.
Most of those abduction spots seem to be in the southern states, so it should be easy enough to procure after I've waited in line for a bit behind the white supremacist militia members, recently discharged mental patients & suspiciously furtive high school kids.

Then, after I've been abducted I'll be able to blow the interstellar slave trader's ****ing brains out throught he back of his grey head & take over the ship.

Then I'll park it in orbit, use the incredibly advanced computer system to hack the internet & release all of the despicable contents of Trump & his minion's emails, mobile calls, bank transefers etc into the public domain.

If Plan A fails I'll hack the nuclear missile control systems, aircraft guidance, drone controls etc & effectively cripple the US military capability. Then transfer all their military, government & corporate secrets to China & create a fake coded message ,that no earth made system could possibly tell was fake, that proved Trump secretly sold it to them for 2 billion. This after hacking the Chinese Communist Party's treasury & transferring said amount into a Swiss bank account in the name of D.J. Trump

Sit in orbit & await the civil war.

If that all fails I'll just go simplistic & use the no doubt considerable firepower of the alien vessel to nuke the entire ****ing dystopian shitehole from space.

Don't worry though. I'll give you & Miles Away a week's notice to clear out.
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Can you avoid American Samoa, or at least give me some warning?
 
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