It's bad news for not just the US but the whole world.
Don't worry lads. I have a cunning plan.
I'm going to go to Murica & head out to one of the popular spots for alien abductions. But first I'm going to go to the nearest town & buy a suitably heavy duty pistol suitably sized for concealed carry & some illegal armour piercing, mercury tipped ammo.
Most of those abduction spots seem to be in the southern states, so it should be easy enough to procure after I've waited in line for a bit behind the white supremacist militia members, recently discharged mental patients & suspiciously furtive high school kids.
Then, after I've been abducted I'll be able to blow the interstellar slave trader's ****ing brains out throught he back of his grey head & take over the ship.
Then I'll park it in orbit, use the incredibly advanced computer system to hack the internet & release all of the despicable contents of Trump & his minion's emails, mobile calls, bank transefers etc into the public domain.
If Plan A fails I'll hack the nuclear missile control systems, aircraft guidance, drone controls etc & effectively cripple the US military capability. Then transfer all their military, government & corporate secrets to China & create a fake coded message ,that no earth made system could possibly tell was fake, that proved Trump secretly sold it to them for 2 billion. This after hacking the Chinese Communist Party's treasury & transferring said amount into a Swiss bank account in the name of D.J. Trump
Sit in orbit & await the civil war.
If that all fails I'll just go simplistic & use the no doubt considerable firepower of the alien vessel to nuke the entire ****ing dystopian shitehole from space.
Don't worry though. I'll give you & Miles Away a week's notice to clear out.