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That wasn't one MoFo :icon_wink
 
Hope you don't mind, but I've arranged for some contract cleaners to come in and give the place a thorough once over - you will all be billed individually, of course, but I thought it better to get the place sorted, as we are going to have a very busy weekend indeed.
 
Hope you don't mind, but I've arranged for some contract cleaners to come in and give the place a thorough once over - you will all be billed individually, of course, but I thought it better to get the place sorted, as we are going to have a very busy weekend indeed.
I'm going to 'Boro so I'll probably pop in Saturday night and stay for a few months if that's all right. I'll bring a cheque for the cleaning, thanks for sorting that out Homer.
 
Hope you don't mind, but I've arranged for some contract cleaners to come in and give the place a thorough once over - you will all be billed individually, of course, but I thought it better to get the place sorted, as we are going to have a very busy weekend indeed.
I may need to bring my own chair in here.
 
Hope you don't mind, but I've arranged for some contract cleaners to come in and give the place a thorough once over - you will all be billed individually, of course, but I thought it better to get the place sorted, as we are going to have a very busy weekend indeed.

I'll be in here from first thing on Saturday, until probably Sunday afternoon/evening. I'll keep out of their way if they're still here then, which, judging by the mess you've made, they may well be.
 
I'm going to 'Boro so I'll probably pop in Saturday night and stay for a few months if that's all right. I'll bring a cheque for the cleaning, thanks for sorting that out Homer.
I thought you said we were going to win 1-0 at Boro. :102:
 
Dear all

I've got a Tesco delivery booked for 4.55pm on Saturday - 284 crates of lager and a tube of Pringles

I'm not sure it's going to be enough, to be honest, given the expected turn out. Can you all therefore please bring an extra bottle or three with you

Best regards

homer
 
Dear all

I've got a Tesco delivery booked for 4.55pm on Saturday - 284 crates of lager and a tube of Pringles

I'm not sure it's going to be enough, to be honest, given the expected turn out. Can you all therefore please bring an extra bottle or three with you

Best regards

homer

That should last about a couple of hours. I'll bring a load of booze too. And a tube of Pringles.
 
I'll bring a 1/2 Oz of vitamin K and a load o'pills. I can set the decks up as well, make a proper party out of it
 
Right then, I'm here for the foreseeable future. I'm gonna start drinking now though, so might be in a bit of a state later. Can someone let me know when it's safe to leave please?
 
Right then, I'm here for the foreseeable future. I'm gonna start drinking now though, so might be in a bit of a state later. Can someone let me know when it's safe to leave please?

It will never be safe to leave... I'll get some more booze.
 
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