The Safe House returns

[Matt_B]

what do you mean soon? I'm losing the will to live already...

Not having a season ticket seems to have left me with a strange sense of calm and indifference this preseason.

 

[Blaarev]

Not having a season ticket seems to have left me with a strange sense of calm and indifference this preseason.

Now that's a bit too close to footy talk

 

[homer]

Now that's a bit too close to footy talk

Too right

Get him out the feckin' door

And for God's sake put some trousers on

 

[Blue Maniac]

In other news, how much of a **** is Kanye West?

 

[Mawsley]

If someone doesn't put some bread in the toaster soon we'll be playing catch-up with all other safe house kitchens.

I think we should give the person who bought the shopping a year's salary to **** off and get someone almost identical to come in and do a similar job.

 

[RHYDAL]

I'm moving into the master bedroom in the attic.
Be having some scousers and mancs around for parties on some weekends.
Will try to keep the noise to a minimum.

 

[H T B]

I'm moving into the master bedroom in the attic.
Be having some scousers and mancs around for parties on some weekends.
Will try to keep the noise to a minimum.

Does footballing innuendo count?
Especially coming from an outsider

 

[RHYDAL]

Does footballing innuendo count?Especially coming from an outsider

Try feeding it five biscuits a day for a week, and then reduce it to four and observe any agitation.

 

[Mawsley]

I'm hiding in here until Pregathon 2013 is over.

 

[pork pie fox]

I'm hiding in here until Pregathon 2013 is over.

Is there a live stream?

 

[homer]

I'm hiding in here until Pregathon 2013 is over.

It is only football talk that is not allowed in here

Come on, Kate - push for England, girl

 

[Mawsley]

I wonder if they'll pop in the extra stitch so he won't have to go off ****ing and killing hookers like his forebears?

 

[Blaarev]

I'm hiding in here until Pregathon 2013 is over.

You might dare to go outside now

 

[Motown Fox]

You might dare to go outside now

We have ourselves a future

 

[MKFox]

she should have given birth to an Australian cricketer, he'd have been out ages ago.....

 

[Mawsley]

Who knows who the father is with that lot?

 

[Siouxsie]

So King Keith, Doug, Mohamed, Spencer....??

 

[Mawsley]

Most people on state benefits are called Gary.

 

[MKFox]

 

[homer]

I hope they call him Prince Albert

It has a nice ring to it....