The Safe House returns

[MKFox]

An ample bosom beats a golden shower any day of the week.

Are you mad sir? a golden shower from African quadruped giraffe camelopardalis would be a fandabbydozy

 

[Mawsley]

An ample bosom beats a golden shower any day of the week.

Like you're interested in ample bosoms.

 

[spionfox]

Like you're interested in ample bosoms.

You're right. Give me a gal with a boys chest anyday..............



Weirdo :icon_wink

 

[Mawsley]

I find myself being drawn to pictures of over-sized clitorises

 

[Blue Maniac]

I find myself being drawn to pictures of over-sized clitorises

How over-sized? Are you sure they're not just cocks?

 

[Mawsley]

How over-sized? Are you sure they're not just cocks?

Now you ask I don't think I know. At least it means my posts can not be censored for being homophobic.

 

[Mawsley]

Misery seems to love company out there.

 

[spionfox]

I'm on the sofa by the window if anyone cares. Would somebody please wake me up after next Wednesdays funeral. It *might* be safe to come back out by then.

 

[Lako42]

I'm on the sofa by the window if anyone cares. Would somebody please wake me up after next Wednesdays funeral. It *might* be safe to come back out by then.

For the love of God don't bring that shit in here.

 

[spionfox]

For the love of God don't bring that shit in here.

:icon_bigg

 

[Mawsley]

It's alright, I'm not staying. I've just popped in to return my key.

 

[Blaarev]

It's alright, I'm not staying. I've just popped in to return my key.

Does that me that the toilet is free?

 

[RHYDAL]

Does that me that the toilet is free?

Yes, but I'd give the extractor fan a few minutes to work its magic.

 

[Lako42]

Yes, but I'd give the extractor fan a few minutes to work its magic.

Speaking of extractor fans where has Cafe got to?

 

[Motown Fox]

Speaking of extractor fans where has Cafe got to?

He's got the "automatics" as Rhydal calls it

 

[RHYDAL]

He's got the "automatics" as Rhydal calls it

Totally.

 

[Macky]

*Gets undressed*

 

[homer]

I've brought some breadsticks

 

[Macky]

I've brought some breadsticks

I hope that they're organic. And sterile too.

 

[homer]

They've got nobbly bits on