The Safe House returns

[Cate Fox]

If I decide to delete your order and get you nothing it's because I think you are ordering shit. As a busy man I will not be letting you know about my decision until I return to the thread.

Jebus Maws, who pissed on your chips? :icon_lol:

 

[Motown Fox]

Can I have a choc ice please.

 

[Mawsley]

Jebus Maws, who pissed on your chips? :icon_lol:

Thanks.

That's ruined the joke I was planning for half-past eight.

 

[Cate Fox]

Thanks.

That's ruined the joke I was planning for half-past eight.

Sorry :icon_bigg

 

[MKFox]

pickled egg and a joke about a Welshman shagging a sheep please... ohh, sorry, the liberals have banned such talk

 

[Cate Fox]

pickled egg and a joke about a Welshman shagging a sheep please... ohh, sorry, the liberals have banned such talk

More hormones than a teenager at the minute.......

 

[homer]

pickled egg and a joke about a Welshman shagging a sheep please... ohh, sorry, the liberals have banned such talk

Racist


Can you still call someone an arse bandit, or is that banned as well ?

 

[MKFox]

Racist
Can you still call someone an arse bandit, or is that banned as well ?

unsure,
Jeff is a fat arse bandit!! let's see what they do with that one Homey pants...

 

[Matt_B]

Hilarious.

 

[spionfox]

Hilarious.

In fairness, some may find an avatar of a giraffe having a slash a bit repulsive as well :icon_wink

 

[homer]

unsure,
Jeff is a fat arse bandit!! let's see what they do with that one Homey pants...

Bit weightist, there, MK

 

[homer]

In fairness, some may find an avatar of a giraffe having a slash a bit repulsive as well :icon_wink

No, no, that's really ever so funny

 

[Blue Maniac]

In fairness, some may find an avatar of a giraffe having a slash a bit repulsive as well :icon_wink

Jesus wept, I'd never noticed that. How long has that been there?

 

[pork pie fox]

Curry for me please Maws, Madras and Pilau rice. I'll nip to the offy for some booze, anyone want any drink picking up while I'm there?

 

[Matt_B]

In fairness, some may find an avatar of a giraffe having a slash a bit repulsive as well :icon_wink

They are welcome to say so. Some might also find a thread devoted entirely to tits tasteless, but it's within the forum rules.

 

[pork pie fox]

Jesus wept, I'd never noticed that. How long has that been there?

A while. Does that help?

 

[spionfox]

Some might also find a thread devoted entirely to tits tasteless

Alex?

 

[Matt_B]

I've changed it to something more tasteful.

 

[Cate Fox]

They are welcome to say so. Some might also find a thread devoted entirely to tits tasteless, but it's within the forum rules.

No, you just put it on ignore.

 

[spionfox]

I've changed it to something more tasteful.

An ample bosom beats a golden shower any day of the week.