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And what about the mess from last night, for feck's sake

Go and get a mop
 
Mrs Jeff who has no interest in football and doesn't understand what it means has been trying to console me. How am I supposed to explain to her that it's not just a game?

I need booze.
Good thinking, when you pour the tequila in her eyes she will know exactly what it's like to be a Leicester fan
 
She's taken me to Thornton's cafe for some cake. I think I'll take hers off her just as she's about to take a bite. Then she'll know how it feels.

Only if you also take all of the money out of her purse and throw it down the nearest drainhole
 
Her names not Marie Antoinette is it?
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It's whatever you want it to be....
 
I think I'll pop down to the newsagents. Asian Babes & Shaven Havens must be due out soon and I think I'll take up smoking.
 
Just posting to keep this thread up and running. I've a feeling I might be needing it soon.
 
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