The Safe House returns

[Macky]

Perfect. Just the job.

 

[RHYDAL]

I'll put the kettle on.

 

[homer]

And what about the mess from last night, for feck's sake

Go and get a mop

 

[Jeff]

Mrs Jeff who has no interest in football and doesn't understand what it means has been trying to console me. How am I supposed to explain to her that it's not just a game?

I need booze.

 

[SwedeFox]

Mrs Jeff who has no interest in football and doesn't understand what it means has been trying to console me. How am I supposed to explain to her that it's not just a game?

I need booze.

Good thinking, when you pour the tequila in her eyes she will know exactly what it's like to be a Leicester fan

 

[Jeff]

Good thinking, when you pour the tequila in her eyes she will know exactly what it's like to be a Leicester fan

She's taken me to Thornton's cafe for some cake. I think I'll take hers off her just as she's about to take a bite. Then she'll know how it feels.

 

[Motown Fox]

Her names not Marie Antoinette is it?

 

[homer]

She's taken me to Thornton's cafe for some cake. I think I'll take hers off her just as she's about to take a bite. Then she'll know how it feels.

Only if you also take all of the money out of her purse and throw it down the nearest drainhole

 

[MKFox]

Her names not Marie Antoinette is it?

It's whatever you want it to be....

 

[Mawsley]

Erm. Football stuff is banned here. Discussion about though cake should be welcomed.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Talking of cake. I wonder how Highland's getting on.

 

[pork pie fox]

Talking of cake. I wonder how Highland's getting on.

I posted the same thing a couple of weeks ago. His cake updates were compulsive reading.

 

[pork pie fox]

Safe at last.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Safe at last.

That's what you think. SuperScout was in here earlier with a piece of paper in his hand.

 

[RHYDAL]

It's still a bit blowy out there.
Think I'll make some gelato.

 

[Mawsley]

I think I'll pop down to the newsagents. Asian Babes & Shaven Havens must be due out soon and I think I'll take up smoking.

 

[RHYDAL]

That's what you think. SuperScout was in here earlier with a piece of paper in his hand.

Looking for someone to wipe his bott-bott no doubt.

 

[pork pie fox]

Just posting to keep this thread up and running. I've a feeling I might be needing it soon.

 

[Cate Fox]

Just posting to keep this thread up and running. I've a feeling I might be needing it soon.

what do you mean soon? I'm losing the will to live already...

 

[pork pie fox]

what do you mean soon? I'm losing the will to live already...

I'm not far away from that Cate, hence the need for this place.