The Safe House returns

[pork pie fox]

*knock knock*

Let me in someone. Please.

 

[Cate Fox]

*knock knock*

Let me in someone. Please.

Do you have alcohol?

 

[Jeff]

Do you have alcohol?

And chocolate?

 

[Blaarev]

*knock knock*

Let me in someone. Please.

Good to see you. Come in and have some wine. We have plenty since Cate opted for the marzipan

 

[Cate Fox]

Good to see you. Come in and have some wine. We have plenty since Cate opted for the marzipan

Whoah there sunshine, I never opt out of booze

 

[Blaarev]

Whoah there sunshine, I never opt out of booze

You can have some if you admit you're an ignorant. Or stay a sober pendant

 

[Cate Fox]

You can have some if you admit you're an ignorant. Or stay a sober pendant

You're so mean. I'll sit in the corner and drink my own booze then

 

[RHYDAL]

I have a sore throat. I'd keep my distance. Gonna sit by the fire drinking hot lemon.

 

[Blaarev]

You're so mean. I'll sit in the corner and drink my own booze then

Ok. I believe you've been punished enough now for harrassing a foreigner for using a c instead of a z. So if you still want some, you can have some. Red wine I mean. Spanking is not allowed in here.

 

[bocadillo]

If you're just a pendant you will only get marzipan.

Are you asking Cate if she swings both ways?

 

[Cate Fox]

Are you asking Cate if she swings both ways?

For clarity, I don't.

 

[Willlow]

I am just going outside. I may be some time...

 

[pork pie fox]

Do you have alcohol?

Yes, lots.

 

[pork pie fox]

And chocolate?

Not so much, but I can always nip round to the 24 hour garage if we run out. They sell Monster Munch there too.

 

[Lako42]

I am just going outside. I may be some time...

Especially if we lock the door

 

[Mawsley]

I am just going outside. I may be some time...

*wipes a tear*

 

[Mawsley]

OK. I've got the delivery and take-away menus out and you can give me your orders...but make sure none of them are done in a 1970s stand-up comedy voice. If you do that then you are just getting chips.

 

[Mawsley]

If I decide to delete your order and get you nothing it's because I think you are ordering shit. As a busy man I will not be letting you know about my decision until I return to the thread.

 

[Blue Maniac]

If I decide to delete your order and get you nothing it's because I think you are ordering shit. As a busy man I will not be letting you know about my decision until I return to the thread.

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[Jeff]

OK. I've got the delivery and take-away menus out and you can give me your orders...but make sure none of them are done in a 1970s stand-up comedy voice. If you do that then you are just getting chips.

I only want chips. I said that in the voice of Pam Ayres.