The Safe House returns

[RHYDAL]

Just got back from Dorset and think I'll open a bottle of the Palmers Tally-Ho I've brought back. Shitty day in work and madness outside.

 

[pork pie fox]

I've brought Monopoly and Scrabble with me too

No Twister today?

 

[homer]

No Twister today?

Not after what happened last time

 

[pork pie fox]

Not after what happened last time

I assumed not. Did you ever get the stains out of the carpet?

 

[homer]

I assumed not. Did you ever get the stains out of the carpet?

We had to throw it away

 

[Mawsley]

A bloodied phallus-shaped stain is never pleasant to look at while you're trying to eat your Coco Pops.

 

[RHYDAL]

A bloodied phallus-shaped stain is never pleasant to look at while you're trying to eat your Coco Pops.

You should try cleaning the grater from time to time.

 

[Siouxsie]

It really smells in here. Who is responsible for bringing in the stinking bishop?

 

[Matt_B]

It really smells in here. Who is responsible for bringing in the stinking bishop?

That could be where I've tried to do some wiring.

 

[Blaarev]

That could be where I've tried to do some wiring.

Ah! That explains why the fuses are blowing all the time!

 

[Matt_B]

Ah! That explains why the fuses are blowing all the time!

I like it dark in here. Now, where's Homer gone...

 

[spionfox]

I like it dark in here. Now, where's Homer gone...

Too dark to be sure, but somebody is walking around making squelching noises.

 

[pork pie fox]

Hello?


Hello?


Where have the lights gone?



Holy shit, who is that I can feel?

 

[Mawsley]

Holy shit, who is that I can feel?

The stinking Bishop.

He's pissed off because you are too old.

 

[SJN-Fox]

 

[Mawsley]

Is that the baby-eating Bishop of Bath & Wells?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Is that the baby-eating Bishop of Bath & Wells?

The very same.

 

[Cate Fox]

I've started on the beers already, with a bottle of red for later. Someone order a pizza please.

 

[pork pie fox]

I've got a beer in hand, may be the first of many.

 

[homer]

I've brought some vaseline