The Safe House returns

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Just got back from Dorset and think I'll open a bottle of the Palmers Tally-Ho I've brought back. Shitty day in work and madness outside.
 
A bloodied phallus-shaped stain is never pleasant to look at while you're trying to eat your Coco Pops.
 
It really smells in here. Who is responsible for bringing in the stinking bishop?
 
I've started on the beers already, with a bottle of red for later. Someone order a pizza please.
 
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