The Safe House returns

[Mawsley]

Stutter.

 

[Cate Fox]

...is usually the last scream from a woman surrounded by cats and trolleys full of crap.

Be warned Cate, next stop is wild hair and a a perfume of piss.

I dont have trolleys full of crap :icon_bigg

 

[Blaarev]

I dont have trolleys full of crap :icon_bigg

But you have all the rest?

 

[RHYDAL]

Anyone need to use the microwave, I'm going to put some popcorn on?

 

[Leesoh]

I've made amaretti biscuits, and lemon and pistachio biscotti. Coffee, anyone?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Anyone need to use the microwave, I'm going to put some popcorn on?

Nah the oven will do for, as I slowly gas myself.

 

[pork pie fox]

There are times when this is the only place to be.

 

[Blaarev]

Nah the oven will do for, as I slowly gas myself.

doesn't sound very safe

 

[Blaarev]

doesn't sound very safe

Have removed Ted from the oven. Anyone want some pizza?

 

[tedfoxxx]

doesn't sound very safe

As long as I find solitude. Just look at what Homer and Alex are getting up to in the corner, does that look safe to you?

 

[Blaarev]

As long as I find solitude. Just look at what Homer and Alex are getting up to in the corner, does that look safe to you?

As long as they stay in the corner, the rest of us are quite safe.

 

[RHYDAL]

As long as I find solitude. Just look at what Homer and Alex are getting up to in the corner, does that look safe to you?

Despite Alex's best efforts, I think Homer is in no danger of conceiving, although it may be difficult to tell if he does.

 

[spionfox]

Is there room on the sofa? Too many nutters out there who think our owners have already done something wrong

 

[Mawsley]

I've made amaretti biscuits, and lemon and pistachio biscotti. Coffee, anyone?

 

[RHYDAL]

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I don't think you understand the concept of a safe house. Go to your room.

 

[Leesoh]

They're not dog biscuits, Maws.

 

[Mawsley]

They're not dog biscuits, Maws.

I'll just go off to the corner and lick my balls then.

 

[Macky]

I'll just go off to the corner and lick my balls then.

That's fine, just stay off the furniture

 

[Leesoh]

I'll just go off to the corner and lick my balls then.

That's better than last time, when you tried licking everyone else's balls.

 

[spionfox]

That's better than last time, when you tried licking everyone else's balls.

Aye, but not everybody complained.