The Safe House returns

[Macky]

Aye, but not everybody complained.

His tongue is really bristly, like a cat's. It tickles.

 

[FryattFox]

What the **** is going on out there?!

Far too much positivity and optimism.

 

[Macky]

I'll be staying in here until the club get around to sorting the ****ing shambles of a laundry situation out. Or until I feel compelled to share my considerable opinions in another thread.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Someone just tried to stick a firework up my arse. 6 days early for ****s sake.

 

[Blaarev]

Someone just tried to stick a firework up my arse. 6 days early for ****s sake.

And that was with your head in the gas oven! Some people really do think of the consequences!

 

[Mawsley]

I'm cold. And I'm scared.

 

[Siouxsie]

I'm cold. And I'm scared.

I've just walked home, so I was cold anyway and then I read someone mentioning ice rubbing, so now I'm feeling even colder.

 

[Motown Fox]

Well it's gonna get colder they say with snow expected soon

 

[Steven]

Someone just tried to stick a firework up my arse. 6 days early for ****s sake.

Then stop sticking your arse in the letterbox. :icon_roll

 

[homer]

Someone just tried to stick a firework up my arse. 6 days early for ****s sake.

That's Halloween for you - happens continuously up and down the country at this time of year, apparently

 

[Macky]

That's Halloween for you - happens continuously up and down the country at this time of year, apparently

True dat. He's lucky it was a firework and not a cock as well; sure there's gangs of marauding pederasts roaming the streets just randomly bumming young lads like Ted at this time of year

 

[Siouxsie]

Well it's gonna get colder they say with snow expected soon

There was a sprinkling of snow on top of the ice when I got into the car at silly o'clock this morning

 

[Blaarev]

There was a sprinkling of snow on top of the ice when I got into the car at silly o'clock this morning

Lots of snow here

 

[pork pie fox]

I need a beer. People take things too seriously out there.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

There was a sprinkling of snow on top of the ice when I got into the car at silly o'clock this morning

There was snow on our car at 3.50am this morning, this was in Germany however.

 

[Cate Fox]

I need a beer. People take things too seriously out there.

I'm having a vodka martini - shaken, not stirred of course :icon_bigg

 

[Biffa Bacon]

I'm having a vodka martini - shaken, not stirred of course :icon_bigg

No one can tell the difference if it's shaken or stirred, just pretentious nonsense.

 

[Cate Fox]

No one can tell the difference if it's shaken or stirred, just pretentious nonsense.

ok.... thanks for popping the bubble.

 

[Mawsley]

I'm drinking tramp cider. It has bubbles.

 

[pork pie fox]

I'm drinking Rushkinoff vodka mixed with lemon fanta, to remind me of days gone by.