Yeah, but apart from the obvious?Cocaine sex with wild prostitutes.
Not bad. You?
Yeah, alright.
Getting a bit fat but can't be arsed to fix it.
WTF is Nige Pearson doing in here?
Whos pancake mix is this in the fridge that I'm about to use?
I guess that's not chocolate mousse next to it then?That's not pancake mix, but feel free to use it
yoghurt
Been feeling wriggley?I was meant to be taking that to the GUM clinic this afternoon.
Yeah, but apart from the obvious?
try human hookers??
That might be a problem for the rest of usI'm going to the toilet, bolting the door and not coming out till Sunday.
Good that no guns are allowed in the safe house.<muffled>
imnotcomingoutyoucantmakeme
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