The Safe House returns

[FryattFox]

Good that no guns are allowed in the safe house.

What the **** are we going to do then; I think that there's a ****ing burglar in the bathroom?!!

 

[Blaarev]

What the **** are we going to do then; I think that there's a ****ing burglar in the bathroom?!!

Are you sure it's not a super model?

 

[FryattFox]

Are you sure it's not a super model?

There's no way of knowing.

 

[Willlow]

I thought this place would be rammed after last night

 

[FryattFox]

I thought this place would be rammed after last night

There's a burglar(/Mawsley) in this house, so we've all fled to a safer safe house.

 

[H T B]

Have you tried screaming and shouting at the "burglar" before we don't shoot it/her/him?

 

[Blaarev]

Have you tried screaming and shouting at the "burglar" before we don't shoot it/her/him?

Yes, and all we get is muffled answers like "imnotcomingoutyoucantmakeme".
We might need a 9mm after all

 

[Lako42]

Let me just put my legs on....

 

[H T B]

Let me just put my legs on....

Better put them on the right way, don't want you to be walking around in circles

 

[Lako42]

Better put them on the right way, don't want you to be walking around in circles

story of my life.

 

[Mawsley]

It's blocked.

 

[Macky]

It's blocked.

I always just piss in the sink anyways. The kitchen sink.

 

[Blaarev]

I always just piss in the sink anyways. The kitchen sink.

Explains the stange taste to the salad I washed there. Whisky marinated sort of. Quite good actually

 

[H T B]

Deja vu

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Pass the remote control? :icon_bigg

 

[Blue Maniac]

Pass the remote control? :icon_bigg

I'm making a fry up for lunch, who's having what?

 

[Miles Away]

It's the door, brown nose, Redditch and the old fox want to come in....

 

[H T B]

I'm making a fry up for lunch, who's having what?

so long as there are no hash browns to be seen, all should be well.
feckin yanks and their intrusive food

 

[Macky]

so long as there are no hash browns to be seen, all should be well.
feckin yanks and their intrusive food

Intrusive? I think you might be doing it wrong. You're supposed to just put them in your mouth and chew them

 

[H T B]

Intrusive? I think you might be doing it wrong. You're supposed to just put them in your mouth and chew them

It's a start

Few places seem to do a fry up with out a hash brown option, feckin intrusive yank barstewards!