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Homer couldn't fit in the closet so he came out.

Blaarev was in the water closet and eventually came out (and no-one went in for quite a time afterwards).
It was only the curry, you softies.
 
I have put all the uneaten After Eights and Chocolate Oranges from Christmas on the coffee table. Feel free to help yourselves before they go out of date.
Is there any superficial damage to the box and have you kept it below room temperature?
 
I've ordered a truckload of Pot Noodles, enough beers to fill a swimming pool and 10 dozen crates of Buckfast Abbey for Homer. Sorted!
 
I've ordered a truckload of Pot Noodles, enough beers to fill a swimming pool and 10 dozen crates of Buckfast Abbey for Homer. Sorted!
Out of interest how much water do you put in your pot noodle? I like mine thick enough to stand the fork up in.
 
That mess is BN. Try not to wake him

Seriously, don’t wake him. Nothing good will come of it.

Next Friday evening, the Radio Times says it's Open All Hours and Mrs. Brown's Boys on one channel and Jane McDonald & Friends on another. Can't see anything else worth watching so we might have to make our own entertainment.

Anyone for scrabble?
 
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