The Saturday Before Christmas

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Melton Fox

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The Christmas spirits are in full swing, people are merry, nightclubs are busy, pubs are full of people dancing.

I dare to be different, I dare to challenge societies way of socialising. I am looking at an internet forum to get my Christmas kicks.

You know what, as I check the "Who's Online" section, I realize I'm not the only sad bastard on the planet :icon_lol:

****ing Weirdos :023:
 
Them greedy ****ers get to celebrate christmas up until Jan 13th, which is know as; Tjugondag Knut.

Can't help but giggle childishly :081:
 
Just realised how sad im being :(

Saving and christmas are two of the hardest things to do at the same time.
 
Have you ever tried wanking and reading?

would you reccomend it?

I imagine a bit of Rudyard Kipling and a hand shandy would be terribly difficult to concentrate on.
 
would you reccomend it?

I imagine a bit of Rudyard Kipling and a hand shandy would be terribly difficult to concentrate on.
I always recommend everything to everybody.

TBH, there isn't much left that I haven't tried whilst magicing the beans.
 
You know what, as I check the "Who's Online" section, I realize I'm not the only sad bastard on the planet :icon_lol:

****ing Weirdos :023:

At least two of my PCs would be switched on most of the time, one is running pretty much constantly, hence I would most likely appear in the 'who's online' list even if I'm lying in a gutter somewhere after having pissed myself.
 
At least two of my PCs would be switched on most of the time, one is running pretty much constantly, hence I would most likely appear in the 'who's online' list even if I'm lying in a gutter somewhere after having pissed myself.

I often find that your best posts are made after you have been lying in a gutter having pissed yourself.
 
At least two of my PCs would be switched on most of the time, one is running pretty much constantly, hence I would most likely appear in the 'who's online' list even if I'm lying in a gutter somewhere after having pissed myself.

~Oh, that was you? Sorry, didn't mean to throw up on your vibe man....
 
This time tomorrow it will be Christmas Day......yippee*











*does the lack of excitment come across well on a message board?

I normally love Christmas Day, I don't know why I'm struggling with it this year.
 
I normally love Christmas Day, I don't know why I'm struggling with it this year.

I know what you mean. It has become far too religious these days. Oh for the days when it was all about consumerism......
 
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