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It was painful to watch Matt Le Tosser at the end of last season on Sky Sports News when he kept on cheering every Southampton goal.

Oh how I hope Southampton get relegated this season
 
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It was painful to watch Matt Le Tosser at the end of last season on Sky Sports News when he kept on cheering every Southampton goal.

Oh how I hope Southampton get relegated this season

Really, do think about it...it really couldn't have been that painful?

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Probably when I got attacked in the street in London (many) years ago ... stabbed in the head 6 times, broken nose and a good old face battering and general kicking ... one of me and 4 of them. That was painful for a few days!!!
 
Both times I dislocated my knee were ****ing horrific - the drugs they gave me made up for it though.
 
I contracted a lovely STD many years ago, and had to go down to the 'Special Clinic' to get it sorted

As part of the assessment process a big butch lezzer nurse proceeded to shove a huge swab down me Japseye

Nothing compares.....
 
Moving a fecking rubber plant at work and one of the leaves cutting eye causing a 1/4 inch cut on my cornea. This was reasonably painful .Not realising i had cut it but thinking i had something in it I washed with an eye wash now that did ****ing hurt. I tried pull my eye out to relieve the pain :icon_lol:.
 
Never had a serious painful injury - suffered concussion once one schoolday afternoon. Also, broke my finger down Goals - although that wasn't painful.

My best effort was playing footy at dinnertime down School. Lad whacks the ball up in the air, I go to head it. At the exact same time, another lad is lining up a headover kick. Kabosh! I head the ball and suffer his right boot in my face at the same time.

Off I got to the medical room with the look of Terry Butcher.
 
Moving a fecking rubber plant at work and one of the leaves cutting eye causing a 1/4 inch cut on my cornea. This was reasonably painful .Not realising i had cut it but thinking i had something in it I washed with an eye wash now that did ****ing hurt. I tried pull my eye out to relieve the pain :icon_lol:.

Didnt you get given a pirates eye patch to wear?
 
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