The worst pain ever

[Willlow]

It was painful to watch Matt Le Tosser at the end of last season on Sky Sports News when he kept on cheering every Southampton goal.

Oh how I hope Southampton get relegated this season

 

[camberwell fox]

It was painful to watch Matt Le Tosser at the end of last season on Sky Sports News when he kept on cheering every Southampton goal.

Oh how I hope Southampton get relegated this season

Really, do think about it...it really couldn't have been that painful?

:icon_wink

 

[SJN-Fox]

Probably when I got attacked in the street in London (many) years ago ... stabbed in the head 6 times, broken nose and a good old face battering and general kicking ... one of me and 4 of them. That was painful for a few days!!!

 

[Melton Fox]

stabbed in the head 6 times

That was painful for a few days!!!

:icon_conf

 

[Singth]

????

You too!!

I've been a victim of a TB gang rape :icon_sad:

 

[enderby fox]

Probably when I got attacked in the street in London (many) years ago ... stabbed in the head 6 times, broken nose and a good old face battering and general kicking ... one of me and 4 of them. That was painful for a few days!!!

You should be dead unless you were stabbed with a tooth pick

 

[enderby fox]

You too!!

I've been a victim of a TB gang rape :icon_sad:

weren't you bummed in the old inn a few years back or were you the one bumming someone. cant remember which way round it was. all i remember was the disgust everyone had whilst you had the grin the size of a cheshire cat.

 

[indierich06]

Both times I dislocated my knee were ****ing horrific - the drugs they gave me made up for it though.

 

[SJN-Fox]

You should be dead unless you were stabbed with a tooth pick

Maybe I am!

 

[homer]

I contracted a lovely STD many years ago, and had to go down to the 'Special Clinic' to get it sorted

As part of the assessment process a big butch lezzer nurse proceeded to shove a huge swab down me Japseye

Nothing compares.....

 

[enderby fox]

Maybe I am!

are you casper?

 

[enderby fox]

Both times I dislocated my knee were ****ing horrific - the drugs they gave me made up for it though.

I've never felt pain like it with my knee. Most painful area ever!

apart from maybe Homer's japs eye pain but not experianced that yet. I was hit square in the balls at football on moday night but i suspect its probably 10 times that kinda pain

 

[Jeff]

I once had a nasty paper cut.

 

[lazzer]

Moving a fecking rubber plant at work and one of the leaves cutting eye causing a 1/4 inch cut on my cornea. This was reasonably painful .Not realising i had cut it but thinking i had something in it I washed with an eye wash now that did ****ing hurt. I tried pull my eye out to relieve the pain :icon_lol:.

 

[enderby fox]

I once had a nasty paper cut.

:icon_eek:

oooooooo nasty. How long were you in pain for? bet you were out of action for weeks maybe months!

 

[Hazzman]

Never had a serious painful injury - suffered concussion once one schoolday afternoon. Also, broke my finger down Goals - although that wasn't painful.

My best effort was playing footy at dinnertime down School. Lad whacks the ball up in the air, I go to head it. At the exact same time, another lad is lining up a headover kick. Kabosh! I head the ball and suffer his right boot in my face at the same time.

Off I got to the medical room with the look of Terry Butcher.

 

[homer]

:icon_eek:

oooooooo nasty. How long were you in pain for? bet you were out of action for weeks maybe months!

Jeff's been 'out of action' for many many years now......

 

[lazzer]

Jeff's been 'out of action' for many many years now......

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Willlow]

Moving a fecking rubber plant at work and one of the leaves cutting eye causing a 1/4 inch cut on my cornea. This was reasonably painful .Not realising i had cut it but thinking i had something in it I washed with an eye wash now that did ****ing hurt. I tried pull my eye out to relieve the pain :icon_lol:.

Didnt you get given a pirates eye patch to wear?

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Didnt you get given a pirates eye patch to wear?

seriously???? :icon_wink