The worst pain ever

[bocadillo]

is that another name for "dripping dick"?

I'm not aware of a common name for it, but my bollocks were hurting so much that I would have been completely unaware whether by dick was dripping or not.

Spent 48 hours on all fours with everything dangling and screaming at everybody to stay away from me. Not funny trying to find a doctor in the Highlands either - 30 miles on single track roads, kneeling on the back seat with legs wide apart and no undertrolleys.

And I didn't like the way the doctor smirked when I met him on the local golf-course about ten days later.

 

[FoxCovert]

I'm not aware of a common name for it, but my bollocks were hurting so much that I would have been completely unaware whether by dick was dripping or not.

Spent 48 hours on all fours with everything dangling and screaming at everybody to stay away from me. Not funny trying to find a doctor in the Highlands either - 30 miles on single track roads, kneeling on the back seat with legs wide apart and no undertrolleys.

And I didn't like the way the doctor smirked when I met him on the local golf-course about ten days later.

With a punchline like this shouldn't this be in the joke thread.:icon_lol:
Sorry Boc, sounds dreadful.

 

[MKFox]

Spent 48 hours on all fours. Not funny trying to find a doctor in the Highlands either - 30 miles on single track roads, kneeling on the back seat with legs wide apart and no undertrolleys.

Didn't HF even grease himself up before penetration?

 

[Siouxsie]

Gout.

It doesn't help that everyone laughs when you tell them too.

Having my elbow "relocated" when I dislocated it in france wasn't much fun either but at least it was over fairly quickly.

 

[Boy Genius]

Gout.

It doesn't help that everyone laughs when you tell them too.

Having my elbow "relocated" when I dislocated it in france wasn't much fun either but at least it was over fairly quickly.

Gout............

 

[highland fox]

Being a clumsy ****er, I have had my fair share of accidents, but the three most painful ones have been on my hands.
On two separate occasions I have been stabbed, once on my right hand and then again on my left hand, but I also semi severed off my index finger when a van door slammed shut on it. Now that didn't hurt as much as when I got to the hospital and they injected me inside the wound twice before they operated on me.

And then there was that time you fell 30 feet out of that window,fortunately you landed on your wallet and suffered no harm

 

[Boy Genius]

And then there was that time you fell 30 feet out of that window,fortunately you landed on your wallet and suffered no harm

I never carry money HF, It's looked upon as being vulgar.

 

[lazzer]

I never carry money HF, It's looked upon as being vulgar.

I can vouch for this statement

 

[homer]

I never carry money HF, It's looked upon as being vulgar.

It's well known that The (big steaming) Queen doesn't carry money on her person...

 

[Durham Fox]

I can vouch for this statement

and me

 

[highland fox]

I never carry money HF,because I am a tight ****er

I had heard

 

[tedfoxxx]

My mate's parents own a carpet shop, and one time we were there he shot me in the arse cheek with a massive stapler they use on the carpets:icon_lol:

I've broken both of my arms, neither time was particularly painful but the second time I broke an arm I actually heard the bone snap, which made the whole experience rather unpleasant.

Not as bad as some of the war wound on here though :icon_bigg