Things that piss you off

[Hazzman]

Alpen the best cure of constapation (sp?)

 

[Richie_d123]

biscuits that brake before ya get them out ya tea!!

 

[East Anglia Fox]

Them ****ing raisens/currents/sultana thingymajiggys that are in a bowl of Alpen.

I hate the ****ing things so why do the bastards have to collect at the bottom and make the last taste in my mouth ****ing awful.

It's not even as if they have the decency to jump around in the bottom of the bowl, the ****ers hide in the milk or behind a nut or whatever other pieces of shit are in Alpen and then get you.

Dirty little bastards, I ****ing hate you and your little ****ing squashy mates.

I like the raisins!

I like Alpen all round really.

 

[Steven]

Them ****ing raisens/currents/sultana thingymajiggys that are in a bowl of Alpen.

I hate the ****ing things so why do the bastards have to collect at the bottom and make the last taste in my mouth ****ing awful.

It's not even as if they have the decency to jump around in the bottom of the bowl, the ****ers hide in the milk or behind a nut or whatever other pieces of shit are in Alpen and then get you.

Dirty little bastards, I ****ing hate you and your little ****ing squashy mates.

I prefer Jordans muesli.

 

[East Anglia Fox]

I prefer Jordans muesli.

I've never really got into it myself.

 

[Melton Fox]

I prefer Jordans muesli.

I'm sure you do Stevo, it's certainly the first time I've heard it referred to as a muesli :icon_wink

But of all the mueslis in the world to prefer, her's is a long way down the list surely?

 

[muzzysgal]

Father's Day cards for:

Uncles
Grandfathers
Dads of Friends
Brothers

I kid ye not :icon_roll

 

[Steven]

I'm sure you do Stevo, it's certainly the first time I've heard it referred to as a muesli :icon_wink

But of all the mueslis in the world to prefer, her's is a long way down the list surely?

 

[Tamworth Fox]

Exams, they piss me off!!! Your whole year & job depends on passing shity exams :icon_cry:

 

[Lako42]

mosquitos

 

[Matt_B]

Financial strife

 

[Macky]

Exams, they piss me off!!! Your whole year & job depends on passing shity exams :icon_cry:

You're going to be even more pissed off when you discover that nobody in the entire world is interested in your exam results, they're all irrelevant.

 

[Tamworth Fox]

You're going to be even more pissed off when you discover that nobody in the entire world is interested in your exam results, they're all irrelevant.

You say that but; i only get my new job on the basis i pass my accounting exams!

 

[Lako42]

You're going to be even more pissed off when you discover that nobody in the entire world is interested in your exam results, they're all irrelevant.

good job for me then

 

[Macky]

You say that but; i only get my new job on the basis i pass my accounting exams!

Fair dues, I was just trying to wind you up. :icon_wink


BTW, you do realise you're going to hate the job don't you?

 

[Tamworth Fox]

Fair dues, I was just trying to wind you up. :icon_wink


BTW, you do realise you're going to hate the job don't you?

yup :icon_lol: i already have a similar role, i HATE it, i guess i have no choice. Good office banter were i currently am, i got 2 blokes i work with into horse racing, we have put £5 each into a pot now got upto £50, its all about racing post commentry

 

[M17TT C]

That credit check thingy that determines if you can extend your overdraft or not, what a cvnt!

 

[Boy Genius]

Nokia N70 phones.............what a load of shit that phone is, utter wank!!!!!

 

[M17TT C]

How anything said, that could be seen to be negative about someone who has not white skin can be classed as racist!

 

[Boy Genius]

How anything said, that could be seen to be negative about someone who has not white skin can be classed as racist!

giz an example then