Yorkshire Vixen
Active Member
must take a while to clear those tissues up
Things that piss you off
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MKFox
New Member
Has he had a cold then....?
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
kleenex?:icon_roll
Han
Active Member
I think he understood :icon_roll
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Hard boiled eggs that refuse to let go of their shells. Tossers
Lako42
Well-Known Member
agreed
alex
Well-Known Member
Lako42
Well-Known Member
alex
Well-Known Member
im mean me
Push me, and you'll get the paper/rock/scissors treatment pal....
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Sunburn!!!, ****ing sunburn!!!!.
Especially when it gives away a location that you were not supposed to be in!!! :icon_lol:
Especially when it gives away a location that you were not supposed to be in!!! :icon_lol:
Hazzman
New Member
Somebody went to tanning parlour when they were supposed to be working.....
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
No, it's proper sunburn from proper sun. My face feels like sombeody is suffocating me with red hot cling film
I would be well aware that going to a tanning parlour may give me a suntan :icon_roll
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Them ****ing raisens/currents/sultana thingymajiggys that are in a bowl of Alpen.
I hate the ****ing things so why do the bastards have to collect at the bottom and make the last taste in my mouth ****ing awful.
It's not even as if they have the decency to jump around in the bottom of the bowl, the ****ers hide in the milk or behind a nut or whatever other pieces of shit are in Alpen and then get you.
Dirty little bastards, I ****ing hate you and your little ****ing squashy mates.
I hate the ****ing things so why do the bastards have to collect at the bottom and make the last taste in my mouth ****ing awful.
It's not even as if they have the decency to jump around in the bottom of the bowl, the ****ers hide in the milk or behind a nut or whatever other pieces of shit are in Alpen and then get you.
Dirty little bastards, I ****ing hate you and your little ****ing squashy mates.
Boy Genius
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fosseboy83
Active Member
i bet that tastes better that alpen
Han
Active Member
You could always get some other gay girly cereal that doesn't have raisins in?
See what they recommend at your next weight wathcers meeting :icon_wink
Macky
Gruntled Member
****ing hell, somebody who actually eats Alpen, you feckin masochist.
I've always wondered how they managed to stay in business because I refuse to believe that Alpen is edible.
I've always assumed that people use it for other purposes like cat litter or to fill holes in there driveway, that sort of thing.
But ****ing eating it?!?!? You're a bad man.
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