Things that piss you off

[Yorkshire Vixen]

must take a while to clear those tissues up

 

[MKFox]

must take a while to clear those tissues up

Has he had a cold then....?

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Has he had a cold then....?

kleenex?:icon_roll

 

[Han]

kleenex?:icon_roll

I think he understood :icon_roll

 

[Melton Fox]

Hard boiled eggs that refuse to let go of their shells. Tossers

 

[alex]

Me.

 

[muzzysgal]

Weddings.

But even worse, Christenings.

 

[Lako42]

Me.

agreed

 

[alex]

agreed

Not nice.

 

[Lako42]

Not nice.

im mean me

 

[alex]

im mean me

Push me, and you'll get the paper/rock/scissors treatment pal....

 

[Melton Fox]

Sunburn!!!, ****ing sunburn!!!!.

Especially when it gives away a location that you were not supposed to be in!!! :icon_lol:

 

[Hazzman]

Sunburn!!!, ****ing sunburn!!!!.

Especially when it gives away a location that you were not supposed to be in!!! :icon_lol:

Somebody went to tanning parlour when they were supposed to be working.....

 

[Melton Fox]

Somebody went to tanning parlour when they were supposed to be working.....

No, it's proper sunburn from proper sun. My face feels like sombeody is suffocating me with red hot cling film

I would be well aware that going to a tanning parlour may give me a suntan :icon_roll

 

[M17TT C]

Twats.

 

[Melton Fox]

Them ****ing raisens/currents/sultana thingymajiggys that are in a bowl of Alpen.

I hate the ****ing things so why do the bastards have to collect at the bottom and make the last taste in my mouth ****ing awful.

It's not even as if they have the decency to jump around in the bottom of the bowl, the ****ers hide in the milk or behind a nut or whatever other pieces of shit are in Alpen and then get you.

Dirty little bastards, I ****ing hate you and your little ****ing squashy mates.

 

[Boy Genius]

Them ****ing raisens/currents/sultana thingymajiggys that are in a bowl of Alpen.

I hate the ****ing things so why do the bastards have to collect at the bottom and make the last taste in my mouth ****ing awful.

It's not even as if they have the decency to jump around in the bottom of the bowl, the ****ers hide in the milk or behind a nut or whatever other pieces of shit are in Alpen and then get you.

Dirty little bastards, I ****ing hate you and your little ****ing squashy mates.

could be mouse shit.........

 

[fosseboy83]

could be mouse shit.........

i bet that tastes better that alpen

 

[Han]

Them ****ing raisens/currents/sultana thingymajiggys that are in a bowl of Alpen.

I hate the ****ing things so why do the bastards have to collect at the bottom and make the last taste in my mouth ****ing awful.

It's not even as if they have the decency to jump around in the bottom of the bowl, the ****ers hide in the milk or behind a nut or whatever other pieces of shit are in Alpen and then get you.

Dirty little bastards, I ****ing hate you and your little ****ing squashy mates.

You could always get some other gay girly cereal that doesn't have raisins in?

See what they recommend at your next weight wathcers meeting :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Them ****ing raisens/currents/sultana thingymajiggys that are in a bowl of Alpen.

I hate the ****ing things so why do the bastards have to collect at the bottom and make the last taste in my mouth ****ing awful.

It's not even as if they have the decency to jump around in the bottom of the bowl, the ****ers hide in the milk or behind a nut or whatever other pieces of shit are in Alpen and then get you.

Dirty little bastards, I ****ing hate you and your little ****ing squashy mates.

****ing hell, somebody who actually eats Alpen, you feckin masochist.
I've always wondered how they managed to stay in business because I refuse to believe that Alpen is edible.
I've always assumed that people use it for other purposes like cat litter or to fill holes in there driveway, that sort of thing.
But ****ing eating it?!?!? You're a bad man.