Things that piss you off

[Han]

Not necessarily. A driver can be a person.

"driver" is a person. end of.

 

[Han]

99% of the time it's a bird....

it's gonna be either

a) bird
b) old person
c) dare i say it? "foreign" driver

in some cases 2 or all of the above

 

[M17TT C]

Not necessarily. A driver can be a person.

How many drivers do you know that are not people then?

 

[Han]

Cheap adverts on paramount comedy. i dont think they've ever spent more than a tennar trying to promote shows

 

[fosseboy83]

Cheap adverts on paramount comedy. i dont think they've ever spent more than a tennar trying to promote shows

tenner proberbly cover half the crap they show too, with change for some chips

 

[M17TT C]

tenner proberbly cover half the crap they show too, with change for some chips

South Park is on Paramount Comedy!!

 

[Han]

South Park is on Paramount Comedy!!

And scrubs!!!

 

[Macky]

Cheap adverts on paramount comedy. i dont think they've ever spent more than a tennar trying to promote shows

Do you actually watch those? On any channel?

 

[Boy Genius]

Shopping mall car parks....... never a car parking space on a sunday or bank holiday. They should ban people who can go in the week instead. I dont want to spend fecking ages trying to find a spot then arguing with a woman who says she was waiting to REVERSE into the space I have just driven into.........

 

[Han]

Do you actually watch those? On any channel?

depends if i can reach the remote without moving

 

[Boy Genius]

depends if i can reach the remote without moving

its about time they had voice activated TVs instead of remote controls, you would only be fecked if you lost your voice though

 

[SJN-Fox]

its about time they had voice activated TVs instead of remote controls, you would only be fecked if you lost your voice though

To be fair though, there's probably more chance of losing the remote.

 

[fcukcov]

Not necessarily. A driver can be a person.

as opposed to all those car that go around without a person driving them? :icon_roll

 

[MKFox]

Shopping mall car parks..

I'm sorry? Have we all been moved to the US of A?

 

[Boy Genius]

I'm sorry? Have we all been moved to the US of A?

its late at night MK, and mall was the word that came to mind. Thats the color of it I am afraid....

 

[Leesoh]

go somewhere else.

ditto

I'm not traipsing all over the county just to get one of my 5 a day in a bottle instead of a crappy carton. I'd rather get scurvy.

I'm with you on this one Lee, it also gets harder & harder to pour the damn stuff the further down the bottle of vodka you get.

Exactly. And what a waste when the orange juice splashes into the glass, sending vodka everywhere. It looks undignified licking it off of the kitchen worktop.

 

[Britbulldog]

Not in any specific order:

1) Speed Cameras
2) Slow Drivers, especially when you in a rush....hence the dislike of Speed Cameras!
3) Queues
4) Footballers Wives
5) Rain, especially when I want to play Golf or have a BBQ, like today!
6) Arrogance
7) Adverts
8) Sound of people eating when im not!
9) The sound of liquid being poured into a glass....weird I know
10) Litter

 

[highland fox]

I'm not traipsing all over the county just to get one of my 5 a day in a bottle instead of a crappy carton. I'd rather get scurvy.

Then pour all of the juice out of the carton into a handy Plasic Container then put it in the Fridge.

 

[Macky]

Exactly. And what a waste when the orange juice splashes into the glass, sending vodka everywhere. It looks undignified licking it off of the kitchen worktop.

I find it's easier & more dignified if you soak any spillage up with a sheet of kitchen towel, and then eat the kitchen towel.

 

[Leesoh]

Then pour all of the juice out of the carton into a handy Plasic Container then put it in the Fridge.

What's with all the pragmatism? That really winds me up.

:icon_lol:

I find it's easier & more dignified if you soak any spillage up with a sheet of kitchen towel, and then eat the kitchen towel.

Good idea. It would save eating real food, a brilliant dieting tip there. You should market that one. Dr Atkins? Macky's Vodka/Bounty Diet plan for me!