Things you've always wanted to know.......

[Darth Vodka]

Why is there only one Monopolies and Mergers Commision?

they bought up the other ones

 

[Darth Vodka]

do we have free will?

 

[homer]

do we have free willy?

Think it's on telly over Crimbo some time

 

[fitz]

Think it's on telly over Crimbo some time

was on a few weeks ago, its pretty shit

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

why dont we have clocks that go anti-clockwise

 

[Disco Bob]

What's the deal with Consty and Brown Nose, why do they always refer to each other in their posts and does anybody really care?

 

[Disco Bob]

do we have free will?

I prefer to be told what to do and think.

 

[fcukcov]

why dont we have clocks that go anti-clockwise

we do.

http://www.m-p.co.uk/muk/parts/chap04/0213000115.htm

 

[fitz]

why dont we have clocks that go anti-clockwise

pretty sure i've been to a pub with ones that go backwards...

 

[fitz]

What's the deal with Consty and Brown Nose, why do they always refer to each other in their posts and does anybody really care?

they seem to love each other very much, enjoy eachothers views

 

[Darth Vodka]

why dont we have clocks that go anti-clockwise

i should imagine that's because of sundials me old mucker

 

[Macky]

why dont we have clocks that go anti-clockwise

We do and they are confusing as **** & utterly pointless.

 

[Darth Vodka]

I prefer to be told what to do and think.

what if someone told you to think for yourself?

 

[Boy Genius]

what if someone told you to think for yourself?

DB would be well and truly ****ed

 

[Disco Bob]

My head hurts

 

[Hammond Organ]

What are the pre-requisites of being a geniune German?

 

[spionfox]

With practice, can you really hit the ceiling with your jizz from standard mattress height?

 

[Brown Nose]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

[Macky]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why would they? Is probably a much better question.

 

[Hammond Organ]

Does Johnny really hate jazz?