Vaccine Passport to be required to attend matches?

[tedfoxxx]

And a 'screenshot'?

Think it’s when you spunk on a windshield.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Yeah, it’s a dogging move

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Yeah, it’s a dogging move

Rubbish.

It actually derives from the days of wanking while watching bootlegged porn on grainy VHS tapes.

Had to get close up to the screen to see anything.

Screenshot.

 

[Brown Nose]

Techist ****s.

 

[Volpone]

Just because I didn't, does not mean I can't. As a former Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer and someone who had his own computer servicing business with over 2,000 customers, I resemble that remark!

Don’t confuse him, he can’t even crop a screenshot

 

[popillius]

Just because I didn't, does not mean I can't. As a former Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer and someone who had his own computer servicing business with over 2,000 customers, I resemble that remark!

Did your business offer proofreading services?

 

[bocadillo]

My Dad who is in his 70's had the same problem so he said to me I'll just act senile and stumble abit...

It's a way of life for some of us.

 

[bocadillo]

That thing on your wall with a big dial on it

I've been misinformed. I'm sure that bloke I went to Stockholm with told me that was a clock

 

[Volpone]

Did your business offer proofreading services?

It was intentional. You never heard that joke before? Never mind.

 

[FOX Franks]

Big problem this isn't it - stadiums are uniquely positioned in that you go between being outside where the transmission risk is presumably minimal, to being in the concourse where it is likely extremely high.

I don't think mandating a vaccine is the way forward and it certainly won't get those who haven't had it to change their minds.
Mandating checks on the way into the stadium is going to what, triple the amount of time it takes to get in? It might be quick if you're prepared but if someone in front of you isn't or fancies a debate about it... ugh

Enough to put me off going, especially the way we're playing...

 

[Jeff]

Mandating checks on the way into the stadium is going to what, triple the amount of time it takes to get in?

It shouldn't do. If people have their QR code ready, and the people checking use the NHS Covid pass verifier app.
I've got the verifier app on my phone, scanning the QR code and getting a green tick takes literally two seconds. They'll be able to check people in queues without any delay at all.

The problem will be people who don't have the code ready and piss about with their phone for two minutes trying to find it, or people using text messages for their fake lateral flow test results, which have to be read rather than scanned.
They should send anyone who doesn't have the QR code ready to the back of the queue.

 

[City Fan]

It would make much more sense to just close the concourses. Obviously won’t due to the revenue loss, but would save the faff.

 

[Jeff]

It was intentional. You never heard that joke before? Never mind.

But what's that got to do with BN's inability to crop a screenshot?

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[homer]

It shouldn't do. If people have their QR code ready, and the people checking use the NHS Covid pass verifier app.
I've got the verifier app on my phone, scanning the QR code and getting a green tick takes literally two seconds. They'll be able to check people in queues without any delay at all.

The problem will be people who don't have the code ready and piss about with their phone for two minutes trying to find it, or people using text messages for their fake lateral flow test results, which have to be read rather than scanned.
They should send anyone who doesn't have the QR code ready to the back of the queue.

Most of the retards I see every week can’t even put their ****ing ticket in the scanner and take hours to get through the turnstile on a normal day

Will be absolute chaos

 

[Payne74]

Most of the retards I see every week can’t even put their ****ing ticket in the scanner and take hours to get through the turnstile on a normal day

Will be absolute chaos

Some old duffer was trying to use his season ticket to get into the Brighton cup game he didn't realise the game wasn't part of his season ticket but it didn't stop him putting his card into the scanner 50 times, it's amazing how one small incident caused so much chaos, he was adamant he wasn't going to the back of the queue or to the ticket office to seek help, a steward had to escort him away.

 

[homer]

When the half-arsed COVID spot checks were in place, the queues were bloody miles long

If they start doing it properly it will be carnage

 

[homer]

Especially if you’ve got ****ing Brown Nose in the queue in front of you with his phone

 

[pork pie fox]

I tried that and it didn't work. My phone doesn't recognise pdf.

Has your phone not got a "wallet", like an iPhone has? I sorted it out for my dad, as he didn't know what to do, so maybe you could ask one of your kids to sort it for you? I know you're quite a lot older than me, so it's understandable that you're not necessarily that tech-savvy

 

[Jeff]

Has your phone not got a "wallet", like an iPhone has? I sorted it out for my dad, as he didn't know what to do, so maybe you could ask one of your kids to sort it for you? I know you're quite a lot older than me, so it's understandable that you're not necessarily that tech-savvy

Android phones can store it in Google Pay. In the NHS app, underneath the QR code there's a 'save to phone' option.