Weekend

[Macky]

Saturday I've Val Doonican calling round to help me clear out the shed.

Sunday I'm gonna put me feet up for a while & will be hopefully inventing a new, revolutionary type of corn plaster in the afternoon.

 

[Hammond Organ]

Saturday I've Val Doonican calling round to help me clear out the shed.

Sunday I'm gonna put me feet up for a while & will be hopefully inventing a new, revolutionary type of corn plaster in the afternoon.

About ****ing time, the green giant is in agony and you are just letting him bleed to death.

 

[Macky]

About ****ing time, the green giant is in agony and you are just letting him bleed to death.

Could be a change of plan I'm afraid, might just watch songs of praise instead.

I dunno, it's a tough choice, relieve the foot related suffering of millions or belt out a few God related songs with Eamonn and the lads?

Well he did send his only begotten son to die for our sins and smited the Midianites, which was good of him, thanks for that big man by the way if you're reading this, which you will, obviously, because you're omniscient.

Sorry, the corn plasters will have to wait, I'm praising the Lord instead.
**** them Midianites, genocide was too good for them.

 

[Hammond Organ]

Could be a change of plan I'm afraid, might just watch songs of praise instead.

I dunno, it's a tough choice, relieve the foot related suffering of millions or belt out a few God related songs with Eamonn and the lads?

Well he did send his only begotten son to die for our sins and smited the Midianites, which was good of him, thanks for that big man by the way if you're reading this, which you will, obviously, because you're omniscient.

Sorry, the corn plasters will have to wait, I'm praising the Lord instead.
**** them Midianites, genocide was too good for them.

And so the green giant has slipped into a coma. Macky you heartless swine...

 

[Macky]

And so the green giant has slipped into a coma. Macky you heartless swine...

**** him.
They call him 'jolly' but we all know what that really means.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Meanwhile...

Not sure what I'm doing. Mrs SJN may be going to her sisters for the weekend so I may just have some peace and quiet. Time to reflect on my misdemeanours and pray for the redemption of my miserable soul.

(Or I may just get bladdered instead).

 

[homer]

Meanwhile...

Not sure what I'm doing. Mrs SJN may be going to her sisters for the weekend so I may just have some peace and quiet. Time to reflect on my misdemeanours and pray for the redemption of my miserable soul.

(Or I may just get bladdered instead).

Don't waste the opportunity, you fool

Get in a couple of expensive high class whores (preferably twins) and a shedload of recreational drugs

You may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb..........

 

[Steven]

Don't waste the opportunity, you fool

Get in a couple of expensive high class whores (preferably twins) and a shedload of recreational drugs

You may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb..........

 

[highland fox]

Whats going on then you Cats ?
Burns Night tomorrow night,haven't slept all week with the anticipation of it all.

 

[bocadillo]

Meanwhile...

Not sure what I'm doing. Mrs SJN may be going to her sisters for the weekend so I may just have some peace and quiet. Time to reflect on my misdemeanours and pray for the redemption of my miserable soul.

(Or I may just get bladdered instead).

Mrs Boc is going to her father's for the w/e as well - good innit?

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

might be going to see donny rovers v swansea tomorrow night

 

[newtonfox]

might be going to see donny rovers v swansea tomorrow night

Why :icon_bigg:icon_wink

 

[Hammond Organ]

Whats going on then you Cats ?
Burns Night tomorrow night,haven't slept all week with the anticipation of it all.

Are you the 'first footer'?

 

[drummindefender]

let me think

essay essay essay essay essay :icon_sad:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Why :icon_bigg:icon_wink

why not its not that far from me and theyre both doing well in the league

 

[Hammond Organ]

let me think

essay essay essay essay essay :icon_sad:

You have 5 latinos coming round?

 

[newtonfox]

why not its not that far from me and theyre both doing well in the league

cool

 

[MKFox]

Are you the 'first footer'?

I heard he was a 'two incher'

 

[Hammond Organ]

I heard he was a 'two incher'

That's hard

 

[highland fox]

That's hard

So is Mks when he thinks about it