What happened to Innocent?

[Innocent]

Now, do any more of you want to add to my research database on male sexual problems on football websites?

Feel free.

Thank you.

It's really up, or down, to you.

And I want to make it clear that I HAVE been perfectly honest with you.

 

[Siouxsie]

too late its up on utube, DB is quick you know

I hope it was the one in subdued lighting - I need all the help I can get at my age.

 

[Durham Fox]

Now, do any more of you want to add to my research database on male sexual problems on football websites?

Feel free.

Thank you.

It's really up, or down, to you.

And I want to make it clear that I HAVE been perfectly honest with you.

Yes please. What do I do next?

 

[fcukcov]

I feel sorry for all the yoghurt producers in Austria, he's bored them senseless with his endless stories about me :icon_bigg

Yeh I can imigine...."So I was in this hotel and got talking to this guy, well only turns out to be Bubbles Hefner the Carp man."

 

[muzzysgal]

Yeh I can imigine...."So I was in this hotel and got talking to this guy, well only turns out to be Bubbles Hefner the Carp man."

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[fcukcov]

Yes please. What do I do next?

Go round and give her the good seeing to she is so clearly begging us all for?

 

[Disco Bob]

too late its up on utube, DB is quick you know

I have tried grasping the base of the shaft, imagining Thatcher...nothing seems to work

 

[fcukcov]

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Ah, you've heard the story to then....

 

[Melton Fox]

Yeh I can imigine...."So I was in this hotel and got talking to this guy, well only turns out to be Bubbles Hefner the Carp man."

We wasn't in a hotel, he had the pleasure of my company for a week. Can you blame the guy for getting just a little excited :icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Shut it, Mrs!! Otherwise I'll withdraw the supply of free yoghurt :icon_wink

 

[Durham Fox]

Ah, you've heard the story to then....

and me :icon_lol:

 

[Boy Genius]

I have tried grasping the base of the shaft, imagining Thatcher...nothing seems to work

Ben Thatcher...... thats disgusting

 

[muzzysgal]

Ah, you've heard the story to then....

I would say pretty much everybody on this link has, TBH :icon_wink

http://www.talkingballs.co.uk/showpost.php?p=669022&postcount=1019

 

[Melton Fox]

I have never met Mr Muller in my life, it was a test!!

The only people I have ever told this story to are members of footballing websites in a quest to guage their reaction.

I am currently drawing my conclusions........

 

[muzzysgal]

I have never met Mr Muller in my life, it was a test!!

The only people I have ever told this story to are members of footballing websites in a quest to guage their reaction.

I am currently drawing my conclusions........

:icon_lol:

 

[Innocent]

Go round and give her the good seeing to she is so clearly begging us all for?

Mate, you haven't got a clue, let alone the genitialia or the intellect. But I'm recording your stupidity for my PhD.

You're slightly idiotic, right?

 

[Innocent]

Yes please. What do I do next?

Take the latex gloves off

OK?

 

[Durham Fox]

Mate, you haven't got a clue, let alone the genitialia or the intellect. But I'm recording your stupidity for my PhD.

You're slightly idiotic, right?

Your research is a bit crap though isn't it? You are influencing every peice of information you collect. Or are you just telling porkies?

 

[Melton Fox]

You're slightly idiotic, right?

If you're PhD is in; "The Understatement", I think you're gonna get a Doctorate pretty bloody soon.

 

[Innocent]

Your research is a bit crap though isn't it? You are influencing every peice of information you collect. Or are you just telling porkies?

I'm eating porkies.

And you?

What's you excuse for getting off on this thread? Can't you see it's unhealthy?