What happened to Innocent?

[Real Sharapova]

im still non the wiser whats gone on here ah well might 'ignore' this thread

Me neither, but I'm using the thread as part of a Phd thesis.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Forgive me, are you referring to yourself? I have broad shoulders if you want to pm me!:icon_roll

You seem to have multiple personalities as well innocent :icon_eek:

You could form the basis of someone Phd thesis.

 

[LS6_Fox]

Whatever the rights/wrongs of this thread, it has been quite interesting and amusing at times!

 

[SwedeFox]

Whatever the rights/wrongs of this thread, it has been quite interesting and amusing at times!

Agreed, I just read it from the beginning and it was well worth the time.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Agreed, I just read it from the beginning and it was well worth the time.

SW, you really ought to get out more!:icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

Whatever the rights/wrongs of this thread, it has been quite interesting and amusing at times!

only because you are a dark horse.....:icon_bigg

 

[LS6_Fox]

SW, you really ought to get out more!:icon_wink

RS, we know you've been waiting for the next episode with baited breath!

 

[LS6_Fox]

only because you are a dark horse.....:icon_bigg

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: You got me there BG!

 

[Boy Genius]

RS, we know you've been waiting for the next episode with your bad breath!

don't get personal LS6, RS can't help it.

 

[Real Sharapova]

RS, we know you've been waiting for the next episode with baited breath!

Your probably right.:icon_redf BTW I use listerene, BG.

 

[Hazzman]

I am sorry to say but someone's disappeared so far up her own arse that's beyond the reaches of normality and now firmly into surrealism of utter bullshit.

Reminds me of the Joe Fox days

 

[Darth Vodka]

i'm hungover

i think i'm libelling myself

 

[Disco Bob]

i'm hungover

i think i'm libelling myself

I dream of being able to do that - but I'm not prepared to have a vertebrae removed.

 

[Darth Vodka]

I dream of being able to do that - but I'm not prepared to have a vertebrae removed.

you mean a rib

 

[Real Sharapova]

Anyone know if there is another installment scheduled for this evening? My local boozer has internet access and I'm considering taking my PC with me.:icon_wink

 

[LS6_Fox]

Anyone know if there is another installment scheduled for this evening? My local boozer has internet access and I'm considering taking my PC with me.:icon_wink

Highly possible RS, worth risking it I reckon!

 

[highland fox]

and the best variant of coffee. I couldnt live without my espresso machine.

FFS:icon_roll

 

[LS6_Fox]

I couldnt live without my espresso machine.

What about your iphone/sat nav/lcd tv/sky hd/picture of terry nutkins? :icon_wink

 

[Innocent]

Rules of combat Male v Female.

Let me clue you in.

Male insults

1. You're a slag

2. You're past it

3. You're pi88ed


Female insults

1. You haven't got the equipment.


For a woman, all that's necessary to combat an attack, whether 1,2. or 3 is to offer the genuine female riposte - ie, men who seek to insult women do so because they feel inadequate, sexually.

And all research bears that out.

Advice

1. If you can't listen to a woman who is treating you as an empathic equal shut the f up.

2. If you persist in calling her names - like drunk, or a slag, or past it, you're revealing that you have innate sexual problems and may have social problems, like divorce, Family Court issues. or just a problem in making female friends.

3. What names you call others reveals more about yourself than you may be aware of.


It's been great fun winding this board up, in many ways A grandiose show of sussed feminine intelligence separates the good guys from the bad guys. Only men who can do empathy, and can understand disability, have crept through the net.

Homer/Macky I respected you, and admired you. You don't deserve it. To be a humourist you have to be without male/female barriers.

Jeff, you're an aspie.

To many others,look at your genitalia and think how badly they rank, for women. Some of you are very small and very ineffectual. And those of you so afflicted have the biggest online bullying credentials

Finally, where's your damned sense of humour? Oh yes - let's accuse women. That's really funny Not if you're in a healthy relationship, mate

Don't you see that you've been taken for a ride by me, because you take yourselves so seriously? You couldn't listen to a woman who asked for your companionship. And why am I not surprised?

I am laffing at your ineptitude. Are you? Do you have a successful and happy relationship?

Grow up.

Women are human beings, too.

Care. Or do you have a small willy?

And do I have self-deprecating irony?

Yes.

 

[fcukcov]

any chance of you ****ing off again now?