What happened to Innocent?

[Innocent]

any chance of you ****ing off again now?

So, you have a 'little' problem?

 

[Melton Fox]

So, you have a 'little' problem?

Innocent, are you saying that during the course of a man's life, he can't have a problem or an issue with a woman without him subconsciously having an inferiority complex about his own sexuality?

 

[fcukcov]

So, you have a 'little' problem?

I wouldnt say you were a little problem, just a rather large annoyance, now stop bothering me Im trying to have a wank.

 

[Innocent]

I wouldnt say you were a little problem, just a rather large annoyance, now stop bothering me Im trying to have a wank.

Advice: Can you find it?

I can give you a guidance map if you're fumbling about.

 

[Bezu Fache Fox]

Rules of combat Male v Female.

Let me clue you in.

Male insults

1. You're a slag

2. You're past it

3. You're pi88ed


Female insults

1. You haven't got the equipment.


For a woman, all that's necessary to combat an attack, whether 1,2. or 3 is to offer the genuine female riposte - ie, men who seek to insult women do so because they feel inadequate, sexually.

And all research bears that out.

Advice

1. If you can't listen to a woman who is treating you as an empathic equal shut the f up.

2. If you persist in calling her names - like drunk, or a slag, or past it, you're revealing that you have innate sexual problems and may have social problems, like divorce, Family Court issues. or just a problem in making female friends.

3. What names you call others reveals more about yourself than you may be aware of.


It's been great fun winding this board up, in many ways A grandiose show of sussed feminine intelligence separates the good guys from the bad guys. Only men who can do empathy, and can understand disability, have crept through the net.

Homer/Macky I respected you, and admired you. You don't deserve it. To be a humourist you have to be without male/female barriers.

Jeff, you're an aspie.

To many others,look at your genitalia and think how badly they rank, for women. Some of you are very small and very ineffectual. And those of you so afflicted have the biggest online bullying credentials

Finally, where's your damned sense of humour? Oh yes - let's accuse women. That's really funny Not if you're in a healthy relationship, mate

Don't you see that you've been taken for a ride by me, because you take yourselves so seriously? You couldn't listen to a woman who asked for your companionship. And why am I not surprised?

I am laffing at your ineptitude. Are you? Do you have a successful and happy relationship?

Grow up.

Women are human beings, too.

Care. Or do you have a small willy?

And do I have self-deprecating irony?

Yes.

People have a problem with you because you act like a moron, not because you're a woman.

 

[spionfox]

Rules of combat Male v Female.

Let me clue you in.

Male insults

1. You're a slag

2. You're past it

3. You're pi88ed


Female insults

1. You haven't got the equipment.


For a woman, all that's necessary to combat an attack, whether 1,2. or 3 is to offer the genuine female riposte - ie, men who seek to insult women do so because they feel inadequate, sexually.

And all research bears that out.

Advice

1. If you can't listen to a woman who is treating you as an empathic equal shut the f up.

2. If you persist in calling her names - like drunk, or a slag, or past it, you're revealing that you have innate sexual problems and may have social problems, like divorce, Family Court issues. or just a problem in making female friends.

3. What names you call others reveals more about yourself than you may be aware of.


It's been great fun winding this board up, in many ways A grandiose show of sussed feminine intelligence separates the good guys from the bad guys. Only men who can do empathy, and can understand disability, have crept through the net.

Homer/Macky I respected you, and admired you. You don't deserve it. To be a humourist you have to be without male/female barriers.

Jeff, you're an aspie.

To many others,look at your genitalia and think how badly they rank, for women. Some of you are very small and very ineffectual. And those of you so afflicted have the biggest online bullying credentials

Finally, where's your damned sense of humour? Oh yes - let's accuse women. That's really funny Not if you're in a healthy relationship, mate

Don't you see that you've been taken for a ride by me, because you take yourselves so seriously? You couldn't listen to a woman who asked for your companionship. And why am I not surprised?

I am laffing at your ineptitude. Are you? Do you have a successful and happy relationship?

Grow up.

Women are human beings, too.

Care. Or do you have a small willy?

And do I have self-deprecating irony?

Yes.

What if people don't give a damn about your gender but just see you as a bit of a fool?

What about those who until you came out with it had no idea what gender you were?

What about those who even now they know what gender you claim to be actually don't give a damn about that but still think you are a fool anyway?

Got any potential Phd material to cover those types too?

 

[four king power]

This is all getting a bit desperate now.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

You could turn this cod psychology on it's head and suggest that the only person obsessed with sexual inadequacy as an issue is Innocent herself and that this may tell us a lot about her.

But I wouldn't be so impertinent.

 

[Innocent]

Innocent, are you saying that during the course of a man's life, he can't have a problem or an issue with a woman without him subconsciously having an inferiority complex about his own sexuality?

That's a toughie.

Sometimes guys don't quite 'get' what woman are on about. Fact is that women are more clued up about empathy, emotions etc.

I love guys. Many of them really try to have empathy, and many do. It's not a case, necessarily of a guy not having an inferiority complex about his own performance abilities. Most guys consider performance (big willy) is all - seeing is believing - but actually, for women, it's the emotionality of the guy, the respect accorded, and the effort to care that really counts. And funnily enough, that understanding, in men, gives the best physical performance, and the most satisfying.

Men who love women give them respect and therefore great sex.

Fact of.

You'll do OK. You have respect.

 

[Innocent]

People have a problem with you because you act like a moron, not because you're a woman.

Very small willie.

 

[Innocent]

What if people don't give a damn about your gender but just see you as a bit of a fool?

Whatever.

 

[City Fan]

Very small willie.

Well you've got a fat hairy minge, beat that. We can all be immature you know......

 

[Bezu Fache Fox]

Very small willie.

:icon_lol: Comedy talent like yours should really be on a stage somewhere, you could be the next Jim Davidson.

That's actually a potentially libelous statement, sorry Jim.

 

[Innocent]

You could turn this cod psychology on it's head and suggest that the only person obsessed with sexual inadequacy as an issue is Innocent herself and that this may tell us a lot about her.

But I wouldn't be so impertinent.

Wise move.

Because actually you're not qualified to have an opinion on this issue. Are you

Soz.

 

[Melton Fox]

That's a toughie.

Sometimes guys don't quite 'get' what woman are on about. Fact is that women are more clued up about empathy, emotions etc.

I love guys. Many of them really try to have empathy, and many do. It's not a case, necessarily of a guy not having an inferiority complex about his own performance abilities. Most guys consider performance (big willy) is all - seeing is believing - but actually, for women, it's the emotionality of the guy, the respect accorded, and the effort to care that really counts. And funnily enough, that understanding, in men, gives the best physical performance, and the most satisfying.

Men who love women give them respect and therefore great sex.

Fact of.

You'll do OK. You have respect.

TBH, and in general, I have a detest for the way women treat men. It's led to a bitter feeling in me towards the female gender.

I've had women physically attack me and then dare me to hit them back. How I've resisted the temptation is beyond me. I've seen women destroy my mates emotionally by using their kids as weapons. I struggle to argue and debate with women because they're so bloody illogical. Do I like women?, in general, no. Have I ever had any complaints?, not to my face I haven't.

But I can assure you 100%, when I'm in love with the right woman, she knows it.

How do you analyse that?

 

[Innocent]

:icon_lol: Comedy talent like yours should really be on a stage somewhere, you could be the next Jim Davidson.

That's actually a potentially libelous statement, sorry Jim.

Small willie. Clearly.

 

[fcukcov]

SO the basis of this phd is that if a man insults a women he must have a small cock? You have obviously not seen Slap my Bitch up 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5.

 

[Bezu Fache Fox]

Small willie. Clearly.

:icon_lol: Do try and think of something a little more intelligent, dear. You talk about emotions as if you know everything - you know very little. Clearly.

 

[Hazzman]

You could turn this cod psychology on it's head and suggest that the only person obsessed with sexual inadequacy as an issue is Innocent herself and that this may tell us a lot about her.

But I wouldn't be so impertinent.

Or maybe it's a load of psycho mumbo jumbo which is viewed by some as intelligence. When it's clearly just a old load of bollox, anybody who has the air about themselves to write posts like a school teacher and at times borders into near third person is frankly a stuck-up twat.

I prefer getting vibes from personal encounters and then make a conclusion of a person there - you know because the media and them types make conclusions off hearsay and comments - so I am desprately trying to convince myself this crazy thing isn't a load of bollocks and isn't a true reflection of the person on show because if it is they frankly live in some dream world. I don't they dreamers tbh - I may appear random myself and a bit of a plonker but I'd prefer to knock around and share the company with 'straight' people.

 

[City Fan]

Does anyone know who Innocent is in the BBC? I'm sure they would love to see one of their drunk employees making a fool of themselves on an open forum.......