What happened to Innocent?

[Siouxsie]

Thats not evidence, that shows books that people will buy. It is eveidence that a vast majority of the public are morons for buying this.
If they were not known to anybody the book would be slushed.

I wonder what the sales figures for these books were.

They seem the sort of books we used to get from a bloke who brought stuff to our office twice a month at discount prices in the hope of flogging them. They were usually cookery books or (auto)biographies of people who weren't in the least interesting.

 

[Hector]

I hope you proof-read them :icon_wink

Whoops!:icon_bigg

 

[four king power]

What a fantastic thread. :icon_lol:

Innocent, if you are having writers block, i can think of a great story for a new book.

There was this drunk woman on an internet forum who got completely shit faced and made a right arse out of her self on a forum about Leicester city.

Not being able to let the matter drop she then made a complete fool of herself getting herself/other people to log on and defend her.

If you want to throw a bit of scandal in to proceedings to help those books fly off the shelves you could throw in threats of court action for a bit of jovial banter.

Its got number 1 best seller written all over it :icon_lol: :icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

I wonder what the sales figures for these books were.

They seem the sort of books we used to get from a bloke who brought stuff to our office twice a month at discount prices in the hope of flogging them. They were usually cookery books or (auto)biographies of people who weren't in the least interesting.

they are from remainder merchants. These people buy the left over books from a print run for next to nothing. They then sell them mainly through service stations, piled high and priced at what looks like a good knockdown price.
Others put several books together and leave them at work places for a few days. People get a bargain but the RM's make fortunes.

 

[Hazzman]

We're not all like that though. I never mention the books I have edited, the many chapters I've contributed to other books, or the 70 odd research articles I've published in peer-reviewed journals, because that would be immodest.

...so I'll continue to keep quite about it.

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Real Sharapova]

What a fantastic thread. :icon_lol:

Innocent, if you are having writers block, i can think of a great story for a new book.

There was this drunk woman on an internet forum who got completely shit faced and made a right arse out of her self on a forum about Leicester city.

Not being able to let the matter drop she then made a complete fool of herself getting herself/other people to log on and defend her.

If you want to throw a bit of scandal in to proceedings to help those books fly off the shelves you could throw in threats of court action for a bit of jovial banter.

Its got number 1 best seller written all over it :icon_lol: :icon_wink

I'll buy it!

 

[Darth Vodka]

You arouse me, do you know that?

:icon_redf

 

[Melton Fox]

I don't think Innocent has helped herself in all of this, but some of the posters in this thread attacking her are possibly those that accuse others of bullying on internet forums.

Personally I think she's had enough abuse, I'm sure she gets the message.

A good thread for any potential Bandwagon Boys without an imagination, this one.

 

[Boy Genius]

I don't think Innocent has helped herself in all of this, but some of the posters in this thread attacking her are possibly those that accuse others of bullying on internet forums.

Personally I think she's had enough abuse, I'm sure she gets the message.

A good thread for any potential Bandwagon Boys without an imagination, this one.

well said that boy

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Taxi for Chuck! Although to be fair, it was better than some in the 'jokes' thread!!

Soz. It was tee'd up for the volley!:icon_bigg

 

[Joe_Fox]

Jeez, takes me back to rabbitgate. Moderators should be banned!

 

[LS6_Fox]

Jeez, takes me back to rabbitgate. Moderators should be banned!

How's the 'free Innocent' campaign going JF?

 

[Joe_Fox]

The campaign was a great success, such a success that I didn't even need to start it. The mere thought in my head about approach, etc must have been transmitted across the ether and the powers that be freed innocent and all is now ok.

Thank god for that.

 

[LS6_Fox]

The campaign was a great success, such a success that I didn't even need to start it. The mere thought in my head about approach, etc must have been transmitted across the ether and the powers that be freed innocent and all is now ok.

Thank god for that.

Well done JF, you are clearly not a mere mortal.

 

[drummindefender]

still dont have a clue who she is

 

[LS6_Fox]

still dont have a clue who she is

Innocent is a poster who joined the forum quite a well ago, in the Malf/JF combo years, although she posts relatively infrequently. Innocent comes across as a person who cares passionately about what she believes in, although let her emotions run too high on a remark meant in jest, very recently. As for who Innocent actually is, she is who she is and that's good enough for me.

 

[Macky]

...the Malf/JF combo years...

The what now???

I know they came across as a bit gay but I think that's a bit unkind LS6_Fox.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Innocent is innocent.

 

[Joe_Fox]

You can't say that is an incorrect statement - it's basic fact.

 

[Innocent]

Right

This was a bolleaux test.

Sorry.

It's part of my research to check out emotional sexual health in male football supporters, and thanks for the answers.

So who passed?

Joe Fox, me old mate, who hasn't got any problem with women. He's completely sexually healthy, and deserves any lays he comes across, although I suspect he picks and chooses.

Melts - no problems with women. Clear and clean. Great understanding, therefore no self-abuse.

BG - surprise? Not to me. BG has always struck me as a bit in yer face on sexual issues, but has a basic self-esteem and it's a pose and a joke. I 've always admired this poster.

LS6 - dark horse. I never had taken you into consideration, and I now apologise. You are one of the most sexually healthy guys on this website. That really surprised me,as I'd thought I'd got you all sussed. So, many thanks.

Rest of you - failed the damsel in distress test.

So, failed the Theory of Mind test.

So, failed a relationships test.

But probably passed the w*nk test.

I wish you and your hand my best wishes in bypassing your mind and emotions.

Well done, in the interests of research.

Sorry I had to do this without being able to tell you the purpose.

xx